bad movie cliches
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- BonSeff
bring em
i'll start
the chase where the good guy gets away:the train crossing separation
the bridge that splits for the large ships separation
getting away by blending in with the convienent city parade
etc..
- ********0
the sunrise
- BonSeff0
the car wont start
keeps tryin
keeps tryin
keeps tryinvillian gets real close
*scream!
car starts!
getaway!
- phirschybar0
when the bomb timer is ticking down. It hits 5 seconds, at least 10 seconds go by till we see that it is at 3 seconds....
Cut the blue wire...
- BonSeff0
bad guy has a gun
but instead of just blastin
spouts off cheesy 4 linergood guy kicks gun away
struggle insuesbad guy takes some
good guy takes somesuddenly there is a struggle for said gun. a lot of crawling and reaching. elbows to the ribs & such.
good guy gets the gun
points at bad guy and saysyou're not worth it
!!
- ********0
the sunset kiss
- fits0
happy endings
- sexypixel0
the black guy being the first to get murdered.
- Peter0
- "this is the part where you get off"
* kicks bad guy off moving vehicle
- brundlefly0
bad guy gets up after 22,900 volts go through him and is impailed on a cross
- brundlefly0
the fat ugly kid gets laid by the hottest girl on the beach
- BonSeff0
bad guy approaches road block
18 cops hiding behind their open doors with glocks and shotgunsbad guy sees road block and floors it
cops open fire and hit every part of the car cept driver side windshield.
bad guy gets closer and cops take cover.
bad guy crashes through 3 cop car road block.
somehow car still runnin.
seeks shelter in in warehouse 1 block away
- k770
bad guy does bad shit.
bad guy moves faraway.
bad guys past catches up.
and then
he gets beat up in an interrogation room... only to escape and draw out the movie for another 1:10
- BonSeff0
stupid bitch gets in trouble
dumb fucker rescues her
stupid bitch's dad dies
stupid fucker consoles her
- sexypixel0
bad guy turns good.
bad guy asked to do one more job with bad people.bad guy does it cause he want to make money so him and his girl can go to mexico
bad guys girl finds out and leaves him
bad guy kills every other bad person, gets the money and the girl and heads to mexico.
wait, thats every tarrenteno movie
- sexypixel0
ot those cliche sex scenes with the mosquitto net so you cant make out if its nipple or a toe.
- k770
shower scene, wet and steamy, oh her belly, oh her bum, shoulder, her leg, oh nipple
- SF0
post sex scene
girl and guy in bed.
girl suddenly so self concious that she has to hold the sheet over her breasts
- chinaman0
guy gets shot a few times but still manages to pick up the kids from school and cook them dinner, all the time while holding onto the minigun wound in his ribcage.
- AD0
Main protagonist's partner, who the audience have come to like and really route for, gets shot by the bad guy.
Protagonist leans over his dying friendsaying things like "come on , you can make it" - when his friend obviosuly dies, still kneeling, the protagonist reaches for the sky and yells "Nooooooooooo! You bastard!"
or if in a simpsons epsiode "Maaaandosaaaa!"
- SF0
prequels