Man vs. Toilet seat
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- MACAS0
I don't get this, women claim their rights to be like equal to men right? Why in heaven must I put down the toilet seat, if everytime I go on it I need to pull it up? WTF. If I do it all the time, why can't they do it?
Lady, when you go to the toilet please leave it up!!!!!
:)
- Jnr_Madison0
..and please swallow, ladies.
- rasko40
according to the laws of feng shui, leaving the seat up leaves opportunity for money to flow out of your life.
do you reckon a woman may possibly have added that part?
- save0
HA!....
- vespa0
mone flows out of your life and germs spray all over your toothbrush.
i can't stand it when the seat gets left up.
- MACAS00
Lady germs fly out anyways with the stream coming down at 5 miles per hour, what? you want me to sit on the toilet to pee?
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- vespa0
to be honest i don't really care what you do macaso, but leave the seat down and clean up any excess you've left on the floor when youre done.
- CyBrainX0
God, Feng Shui can be such bullshit.
As far as women, so many are such hypocrites. The ones I speak of are making money, but get pissed if a man doesn't pay for everything in the relationship. Or, if they want all the backwards, outdated disfunctional traditional dating rituals. The things we innocuously call chivalry. The toilet seat thing is a perfect example.
- MACAS00
I really like when they say: "I work as hard as you, do you expect me to get you something to eat after I get home?" And then they ask us why did we cheat on them with the neighbor.
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- nessdog0
girls that moan about trivial things, like the toilet seat being left up, need shooting. i feel sorry for boys... some gils are mentalists.
- leBeat0
you must be very bored ...
- Blofeldt0
Piss in the sink. Problem solved!
- ********0
last nite a bit hazy from the hasj i bought i went to the toilet and set down...YIKES... intense cold struck me. i left it up and landed on the porcelain with my cheeks
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- ********0
'according to the laws of feng shui, leaving the seat up leaves opportunity for money to flow out of your life.'
What a load of crap!!!! :)
excuse the pun!!I remember watching a property programme a while ago about some girl who was having helpp searching for a flat in London - but they had to keep in with the Feng shui rules - silly fussy bitch!!!
Sorry I know I am changing the topic here on this thread a big - but come on!!!!
- pascii0
who left THAT in the gurgly?
- genevieve0
word.
- stewardes0
i also shit with the seat up.
- Turtle0
I dont know about you women...but I try to AVOID sitting on the toilet without looking first....you leave it down ...we leave it up...it has a f**kin hinge...USE IT. Deal with it and stop yer whining.
welcome to equality!!
- ********0
It doesn't bother me to leave the seat down....
BUT
One thing that does piss me off is when the ladies leave a wee present in the form of a couple of drops...
- nLHb0
OMG Guys! WTF? Why the big deal with the toilet seat? Honestly, get over it.
- Mal0
maybe you should just sit down to piss lads.