Most outrageous thing...
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you have ever been witness to.
We're talking over the top here, no pee-wee league stories.
___________________________I was on a deep sea fishing trip off the coast of New Hampshire when my Mom lived in Boston, I was in junior high, probably 7th grade.
Fishing about 60-75 feet down for Bluefish, not the best to eat but a great fight when bringing them in.
After pulling a few in around 13-18 lbs, I caught a shark that was about 2 ft long.
The deckhands take all the fish off your line, and they came over to deal with this shark.
I'm standing there with my stepdad, I was probably 13 or 14, and in the blink of an eye a deckhand is staring the shark in the eye, moves it closer and bites an enormous chunk of cartilage out of the sharks nose, spits it in the water, tosses the shark in, and looks at my stepdad and I and says,
"We hate those things, they steal all the chum."Three words: TOUGH AS NAILS!!
One of the best moments of my life.
- Tara0
holy shit, i'm not going to try to compete with that story
- mirola0
haha yeah that was good.
- ********0
mg33 honest to christ that might have been my uncle he does taht all the time!!!! was it in hingham harbor???
- Mimio0
He messed up a perfectly good shark for no reason at all. Jerk!
- swollenelbow0
2 taras?! what's going on here?
- ********0
long story i'll keep it short.
me and my friend got beaten up by this drunk hooligan bully for no reason.
my face was all blue, friend had two broken ribs.
we knew he had many enemies.
we waited half a year.
one night we arrived at his house to pour a gallon of carpetglue over his shiny Honda Civic.
If it wasnt he was still living with his parents I would have set it on fire. Never heard from him again.
Wish I could have seen his face.
- ********0
ohh no 2 Taras?
- Tara0
yes, I used to be Tara
they deleted my screenname a long time ago with no particular reason
- ********0
Tara are you a man?
- ********0
oh dear
- ********0
same thing happened to me tara - had to switch to this name when my old handle was wiped. twas only a couple years old so no biggie.
- unknown0
glad that story blew some minds...
tara|gee-it was a bluefishing outfit that went out of New Hampshire, we were fishing around the Isle of Shoals.
I do remember leaving from a harbor and there being a bridge we could only go under when the tide allowed it.
If you are related to the person I saw do this I'm just going to lose it.
I have a picture of the shark, or that trip somewhere.
OMG that would be bizzare...
- ********0
yeah dude - hes nuts he does it then throws it back in so all the other sharks go crazy cuz tehy smell the blood
- gregor0020
this guy i know worked at a camp for kids with serious issues. one day this kid comes up to him just sobbing, pressing his two index fingers together repeatedly. martin (the counsellor), was like, WTF?! he had no clue what was wrong but he knew something was up. the kid turns around and drops his pants. there, in front of martin, is a massive grapefruit shaped, prurple "thing" hanging out of the kids' ass. so they rush off to the local hospital and the doctor expalins: "ohh...it would appear as though his rectum has fallen out of his anus. all you have to do to fix it is this". at this point he puts on a latex glove and just fingers the rectum back into where it's supposed to be. two days later the kid comes crying again ... this time martin knows exactly what the problem is. he and another counsellor rock-paper-scissor it to figure out who gets to do the deed. martin loses ... and doesn't stop puking throughout the whole procedure.
BOTTOM LINE: sorry for having shared that.
- ********0
Tara is cool.
- ********0
way over it
:D
- genevieve0
HARDCORE.
thanks for your story, made my day :)
- tfs__mag0
hmm not sure how outrageous this is... but here it goes.
one day as we were coming in from lunch (this was in 5th grade) we were all kind of waiting around for the bell to ring so we could make our way back to class. well, we had some special needs students that ate lunch at the same time we did, and they were always fighting each other at the top of the stairs to be the first in line (on the stairs) there were three of them (one boy and two girls) and they would fight over who was first literally every damned day. Most of us knew it would only be a matter of time before one of them or all of them would take a tumble down the stairs from pushing each other around. well one day it finally happened and the big fat one (the boy) snapped and shoved the two girls (deathly skinny and scrawny) down the stairs. the way the fell, they were sliding down the stairs on their chest, and their yells sounded like when you beat your self on the chest and try to talk. they went down that whole set of stairs and curled up and started crying at the bottom. needless to say, myself and the other heathen 10 yr old boys thought this was the funniest damned thing we had ever seen in our life. I ended up getting a detention for laughing at them.
- genevieve0
what a classic story
- unknown0
Tara I cannot believe that we are likely speaking of the same person.
that is just insane! If you have a picture of your uncle doing this to a shark I think that would make my life.