Most outrageous thing...
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- gregor0020
this guy i know worked at a camp for kids with serious issues. one day this kid comes up to him just sobbing, pressing his two index fingers together repeatedly. martin (the counsellor), was like, WTF?! he had no clue what was wrong but he knew something was up. the kid turns around and drops his pants. there, in front of martin, is a massive grapefruit shaped, prurple "thing" hanging out of the kids' ass. so they rush off to the local hospital and the doctor expalins: "ohh...it would appear as though his rectum has fallen out of his anus. all you have to do to fix it is this". at this point he puts on a latex glove and just fingers the rectum back into where it's supposed to be. two days later the kid comes crying again ... this time martin knows exactly what the problem is. he and another counsellor rock-paper-scissor it to figure out who gets to do the deed. martin loses ... and doesn't stop puking throughout the whole procedure.
BOTTOM LINE: sorry for having shared that.