Canadians & Aussies
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- sexypixel0
haha, we did our best to sink as many english a possible, we have no navy, we have to use what resorces we have.
;)
- brandelec0
and chinese kids...man can they sew merchandise or what
huh huh eh
- k770
race jokes ain't funny at all
- brandelec0
hey, i've got irish background, and we rocked braveheart haha
- sexypixel0
racism bad, slagging nations good.
*waits for potatoe jokes
- brandelec0
what joke, it's true, check your tags buddy
- cypher|audio0
That's more like it!...where are the Welsh at...not to be ratialist or anything :)
- brandelec0
i was going to ask you for potato jokes, i still dont know any.
- cypher|audio0
erm...that would be Racialist...
- brandelec0
hey, cypher, thanks again for letting me use a track for my class project. your tunes rock
if you dont remember, it was about 6 months ago
- cypher|audio0
hey brandelac...no problem...thanks for the props...!
- brandelec0
mmm...potato / apple pudding...
irish is bliss
- sexypixel0
haha...
IRISH POTATO CANDYonly an american with too much irish pride would eat that tripe
- k770
fucking irish :P
A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail Mary's." Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks, "Who is this 'Fannie Green?'" "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," says the priest. "Go and say 10 Hail Mary's."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.
The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy replies, "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."
- brandelec0
oooohhh...
i'm going to use that one.
crazy altar boys
- sexypixel0
and fanny in ireland and uk means 'pussy'... not 'butt' like in the US.
I picked up an American family in dublin, they flew in from new york. The taxi driver asked how they were and the old wonam said
"Jeeez my fanny is killing me"
he nearly crashed the car laughin
- k770
ha!
- brandelec0
hahaha... he laughed his fanny off!
- SireDeeK0
aye am a moonkid.. i relate to thee