what happened to my ass
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- taragee
?
- mirola0
sitting down too much?
- swollenelbow0
=( this is a very sad day.
- ********0
not sure, did anyone give you any suspicious drinks last night?
:P
- wendell0
if it is a girl you are i will answer this one .if you are a male i can not do it
- unfittoprint0
It was everybody's fault but me.
- SP™0
lost in translation
- slag_you_off0
it was feltched? cottaged even?
- paulrand0
was it real?
- wendell0
h ah ha paul rand that is a good one. she may be had a real living ass to pot
- taragee0
damn i really wanted wendalls response to it :..(
- tfs__mag0
"if anyone ever puts you in a sleeper hold, watch out, cause your ass will really hurt the next day"
chappelle show
- stimuli0
CLIVE:
No, 'cause I, I had the same trouble, down at, erm, you remember Mrs., erm (pauses) Grittoli?DEREK:
Oh yeah.CLIVE:
Mrs. Gritto-DEREK:
She used to make those, those, er, those blancmanges, didn't she?CLIVE:
Yeah, she, not only'd she made them, she was one. But Mrs. Grittoli, I was down there for tea .....DEREK:
Yeah.CLIVE:
..... and, erm, her whole bo-DEREK:
What, just like me, "for tea"?CLIVE:
Yes.DEREK:
Yeah, huh, it's interesting, that, see.CLIVE:
Her whole bottom, you know .....DEREK:
Her arse fell off?CLIVE:
What, er, huh, her arse fell off on the floor.DEREK:
Fucking hell, what, right .....CLIVE:
So we, no, we, she didn't want, she was embarrassed so we tried to make nothing of it.DEREK:
Right, right, yeah, what .....CLIVE:
So we shoved, erm, both halves in a toaster and, er, it come up nice and brown, we shoved it back on and she thanked us later 'cause she'd got a smaller arse.DEREK:
Yeah, yeah, that was nice that.CLIVE:
Then we buttered it and ate it.DEREK:
Yeah, well, yeah it's, it's, er ..... that's nice, that.CLIVE:
It's a gesture, init?______________
- k0na_an0k0
taragee, that was SUPER hot!
- taragee0
lol you fools!
- wendell0
i can see it now . is it not typical of them now. you are a girl is that true ?and now youre begining with digital stripping for us .with words. teasing -then laughs ."you can not touch me h ahahahhah. grrr
- slinky0
i just happened to have an extra ass lying around. please post your mailing address so i can mail it to you and meat the holiday mail.
- wendell0
come out with it . i (and all) want to know it. has some man on a train done some thing with it?
- taragee0
caboose?
- crap0
your ass is fine as it is, was and always will be,Tara.
Quite foolish of u to think such things
- wendell0
link? is there a one