what happened to my ass

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    CLIVE:
    No, 'cause I, I had the same trouble, down at, erm, you remember Mrs., erm (pauses) Grittoli?

    DEREK:
    Oh yeah.

    CLIVE:
    Mrs. Gritto-

    DEREK:
    She used to make those, those, er, those blancmanges, didn't she?

    CLIVE:
    Yeah, she, not only'd she made them, she was one. But Mrs. Grittoli, I was down there for tea .....

    DEREK:
    Yeah.

    CLIVE:
    ..... and, erm, her whole bo-

    DEREK:
    What, just like me, "for tea"?

    CLIVE:
    Yes.

    DEREK:
    Yeah, huh, it's interesting, that, see.

    CLIVE:
    Her whole bottom, you know .....

    DEREK:
    Her arse fell off?

    CLIVE:
    What, er, huh, her arse fell off on the floor.

    DEREK:
    Fucking hell, what, right .....

    CLIVE:
    So we, no, we, she didn't want, she was embarrassed so we tried to make nothing of it.

    DEREK:
    Right, right, yeah, what .....

    CLIVE:
    So we shoved, erm, both halves in a toaster and, er, it come up nice and brown, we shoved it back on and she thanked us later 'cause she'd got a smaller arse.

    DEREK:
    Yeah, yeah, that was nice that.

    CLIVE:
    Then we buttered it and ate it.

    DEREK:
    Yeah, well, yeah it's, it's, er ..... that's nice, that.

    CLIVE:
    It's a gesture, init?

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