what happened to my ass
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CLIVE:
No, 'cause I, I had the same trouble, down at, erm, you remember Mrs., erm (pauses) Grittoli?DEREK:
Oh yeah.CLIVE:
Mrs. Gritto-DEREK:
She used to make those, those, er, those blancmanges, didn't she?CLIVE:
Yeah, she, not only'd she made them, she was one. But Mrs. Grittoli, I was down there for tea .....DEREK:
Yeah.CLIVE:
..... and, erm, her whole bo-DEREK:
What, just like me, "for tea"?CLIVE:
Yes.DEREK:
Yeah, huh, it's interesting, that, see.CLIVE:
Her whole bottom, you know .....DEREK:
Her arse fell off?CLIVE:
What, er, huh, her arse fell off on the floor.DEREK:
Fucking hell, what, right .....CLIVE:
So we, no, we, she didn't want, she was embarrassed so we tried to make nothing of it.DEREK:
Right, right, yeah, what .....CLIVE:
So we shoved, erm, both halves in a toaster and, er, it come up nice and brown, we shoved it back on and she thanked us later 'cause she'd got a smaller arse.DEREK:
Yeah, yeah, that was nice that.CLIVE:
Then we buttered it and ate it.DEREK:
Yeah, well, yeah it's, it's, er ..... that's nice, that.CLIVE:
It's a gesture, init?______________