Hey bebe....
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- Fade2Grey
Best chat up lines do your worst my lovelies...
- slag_you_off0
...do you clean your pants with polish? Only I can see my face in them...
never worked
- North_20
Do you like flowers...
...cos you can put your tulips round my cock anyday!
- North_20
As long as I've got a face, then you will always have a place to sit
- brundlefly0
I feel I should get to know you.....
and I know I should get to feel you.
- pascii0
the only thing that looks good on me is you
- brooke0
Awesome, Brundle. Gonna use that line tonight...
- Fade2Grey0
writing this down, it can be a lonely tube journey home sometimes..
- TransFatty0
are you gonna do me now ?
-brooke nunez
(love ya babe)
- Jnr_Madison0
Hey, have you see that film 'deep impact'?...
- k770
what's a joint like that doing in a girl like you?
- TransFatty0
A (to woman) : Do you have a little Irish in you ?
B: No ...
A: Would you like some ?
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or something like that ... i suck at pick up lines as they are mad ghey.carry on.
- Shardz0
YOU:
hey bebe...wanna come back to mine for a pizza and a fuck?
HER:
No.YOU: What?! You don't like pizza?
=D
- Fade2Grey0
Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
- mxhxr100
want to suck some spicy indian deek.
- Fade2Grey0
And they say romance is dead.
- Fanco0
(in a JFK voice)
Are you-ah drunk enough to sleep me with!?
- Fanco0
and if she walks away after you said that, yell at her:
ANSWEAR ME WOMAN!
- Bio0
can i touch your boobies?
- lifeinsodium0
the boobies line works. guys use it on me all the time
- slag_you_off0
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?