Modern Drunkard Magazine
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- mummer_1
man, someone put a link to that site here this morning. goddammit. alcoholic mike decides to read it, and bbeing as hung over as a bum at 6:30 when my shift started, the "boozing on the job tips" section really made sense. so i tried it - i went out around 9am on break, bought a bottle of skyy, some lime juice, and a bottle of water. drank half the water in my car and filled the bottle back up with vodka, squirted in some lime juice, and brought my bottle back in to drink at my desk.
stupid stupid stupid.
i highly suggest no one ever try it. EVER. you will sit around slurring and hating people all day. that magazine is evil, and my head is killing me. don't even reply to this, i already know i'm an idiot. in fact, in case you're one of those people that starts at the bottom of posts to see how they end...don't even bother reading this. i'm sorry for posting it.
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- BonSeff0
we had a temp that god canned for pounding cheap gas station tall boys in the bathroom. you know, like the quarts. and she was on old fart. i thought it was hillarious just imagining this old lady on the can pounding quarts of crappy beers!
- mrdobolina0
bonseff, ya get them digits?
- ********0
hehe he bad boys
- GreedoLives0
I went to work tripping once...that was a baaaad idea.
- paulrand0
Withnail:
Have you been at the controls?
Marwood:
What are you talking about?
Withnail:
The thermostats. What have you done to them?
Marwood:
I haven't touched them.
Withnail:
Then why has my head gone numb? [A crisis point is looming] I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!He lunges towards the mantlepiece and grabs a can of Ronsonol lighter fluid.
Marwood [standing up]:
I wouldn't drink that if I were you.
Withnail [unplugging the can's teat with his teeth]:
Why not?
Marwood:
Because I don't advise it. Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that. That's worse than meths.
Withnail:
Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it.