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Out of context: Reply #5
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Withnail:
Have you been at the controls?
Marwood:
What are you talking about?
Withnail:
The thermostats. What have you done to them?
Marwood:
I haven't touched them.
Withnail:
Then why has my head gone numb? [A crisis point is looming] I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!He lunges towards the mantlepiece and grabs a can of Ronsonol lighter fluid.
Marwood [standing up]:
I wouldn't drink that if I were you.
Withnail [unplugging the can's teat with his teeth]:
Why not?
Marwood:
Because I don't advise it. Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that. That's worse than meths.
Withnail:
Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it.