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Out of context: Reply #5

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  • paulrand0

    Withnail:
    Have you been at the controls?
    Marwood:
    What are you talking about?
    Withnail:
    The thermostats. What have you done to them?
    Marwood:
    I haven't touched them.
    Withnail:
    Then why has my head gone numb? [A crisis point is looming] I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!

    He lunges towards the mantlepiece and grabs a can of Ronsonol lighter fluid.

    Marwood [standing up]:
    I wouldn't drink that if I were you.
    Withnail [unplugging the can's teat with his teeth]:
    Why not?
    Marwood:
    Because I don't advise it. Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that. That's worse than meths.
    Withnail:
    Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it.

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