the inlaws
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meeting my girlfriends family for the first time tonight...any tips, cos Im terrible at stuff like this!?
- vespa0
keep the conversation on safe topics. I'm going to my bf's parent's place tonight as well - I've learnt not to talk politics with his dad!
- GreedoLives0
Be polite, say thank you and please, comb your hair, don't swear, don't put your feet on things, be complementary etc.
Feel them out first, see what they're like. Then get drunk with dad one day and you're in.
- ChrisH0
Check yr fly.
- unknown0
rule #1: wear clothes...
- stuff0
Greedo Lives is a pro!
- mirola0
first time i met my girl's parents we went on the london eye for her mum's birthday. it was a saturday and i'd been drinking a good part of the afternoon, totally forgot about mummy's birthday treat and turned up an hour late, drunk and started talking about her and her mum's tits.
don't do this.
- wendell0
i now , in these days learn so much on nt. inlaws off course. i was together with a woman once and had a night with her mother and her father. he was a living mad man. i was verry hard for me as he asks all the time on what sort of loving i do with his little girl when his wife was not in the room. all the time. i think i made him hot. i am not so sure but it was hell for me then hot as hell
- MrBixler0
Don't get your cock out and 'sneeze' all over the coffee table, it's a classic schoolboy error and must be avoided if you wanna make it past the starter, on to the main course then followed by pudding, do a left at the lights straight over the roundabout, right at the chipshop and no thanks i've already eaten.
- wendell0
mr bixler i think you are one of the funny men i know. :)
- unfittoprint0
porn always break the ice, and gives a long lasting 'special' impression.
- mirola0
yeah, be honest. they'll be ok with the fact that you like to dip your knob in butter.
- save0
thanks everyone...I'll make sure I wont get my nob out or perve on her mum!!
- mirola0
but what if she's the fittest mum you ever seen?
- save0
....then I gues she'll be a M.I.L.T.F!!
- Super_Chef0
don't comment on your girlfriends mothers breasts if you're having chicken.
"my, my, miss ______, you're breasts are delicious!"
trust me.
- mirola0
then godspeed.
- North_20
Howd' it go save?
- slag_you_off0
first time I met my GF parents, I wasnt very well, and the doctor gave me a course of laxitives readying myself for a hospital visit the next day.
I must have had to go to the loo a dozen times. Doesnt get much more embarassing.
my only tip would be not to get drunk. not even if they offer. dont let them get you drunk
- jox0
oh my, i remember the first time I met my ex's folks. This is the opposite of what you -should- do:
I pressed their doorbell so hard it got stuck in there and the annoying sound wouldn't stop... like "RRRRRRRR" for 20 minutes. And when the bell finally went off and we started talking, I leaned towards their new antique chair with fresh paint on it.
And when the food arrived, it was the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten. Some kind of hash with salmon pudding and... AGH, i'm seriously feeling sick in my stomach when I think about it. Everyone was like "mmm, delicious mum, grandma's old recipe?" "yes, fantastic, isn't it?" So wear a fucking bag or something with you in case they have weird taste buds, so you can throw it in there when they aren't watching. Trust me, it's far more humilating to throw up on the table.
Anyway, the morning after... I was leaving so I'm walking towards my car and I see some weird shit under it....
Apparently, the parking spot I chose in the dark the night before wasn't a parking spot, it was their flower bed. (yeah, was)We broke up after a while.