the inlaws
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- jox0
oh my, i remember the first time I met my ex's folks. This is the opposite of what you -should- do:
I pressed their doorbell so hard it got stuck in there and the annoying sound wouldn't stop... like "RRRRRRRR" for 20 minutes. And when the bell finally went off and we started talking, I leaned towards their new antique chair with fresh paint on it.
And when the food arrived, it was the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten. Some kind of hash with salmon pudding and... AGH, i'm seriously feeling sick in my stomach when I think about it. Everyone was like "mmm, delicious mum, grandma's old recipe?" "yes, fantastic, isn't it?" So wear a fucking bag or something with you in case they have weird taste buds, so you can throw it in there when they aren't watching. Trust me, it's far more humilating to throw up on the table.
Anyway, the morning after... I was leaving so I'm walking towards my car and I see some weird shit under it....
Apparently, the parking spot I chose in the dark the night before wasn't a parking spot, it was their flower bed. (yeah, was)We broke up after a while.