Your odd desires
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- unknown
Today I got a salad for lunch, said to leave off the blue cheese, and kind of giggled silently thinking it would be funny to describe to them to leave off everything and substitute everything that comes on another salad on the menu.
Just to see how well they knew their menu and if they could tell I was turning one salad into another.You got things like this you think about?
- Bio0
i sometimes think about getting to work early and leaving a fresh pair of my clothes draped over my chair.
i'd leave my watch on the floor , my boots with socks stuck down in them, my earrings, name badge and even my earphones dropped on the chair with tunes playin.ive always thought that would be a fun joke to play on someone. . .
bleh.
- GreedoLives0
Bio, you wear a name badge to work?
- Bio0
i have a piece of plastic with my name, title, photo etc etc.
i work at a resort and have to spend some time on the casino floors most days. security is tight there and if you dont have your tag on, they wont let us in to eat. very strict.
as long as i am in the office, it doesnt really matter though.so. . . there is the long winded explanation to your simple question. blehehehe. . .
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- sexypixel0
i offten ask for a whooper in macdonalds, but purley by accident
- GreedoLives0
I used to always ask to see the wine list in fast food restaurants, but that got old fst.
- nanook0
While eating french fries one day i realized i was eating a potato cooked in corn dipped in a pureed tomato and rotten apple sauce. Thats kinda interesting.
- 0711830
I want to open up and eat a durian in the food court of a mall during peak hours.
- Bio0
rotten apple sauce?
- Bio0
i had to look up "durian". never heard of the damned things, but sounds good.
excerpt from article:
"From my own experience of eating thousands of durian fruits, I know that in some magical way, eating durian (in sufficient quantity) will clear the lungs and breath pathways. After having consumed the flesh of two durians with a combined weight (not yet pealed) of about 4 kg, I always cough up phlegm from my lungs. Locals in Southeast Asia believe durians are good for sex, but the basis or this assumption is sales propaganda rather than fact."good for smokers or is that bullshit?
- 0711830
Well, I don't know how valid the sexual benefits are, but Durians are spikey fruit. They are quite cumbersome, around the size of a watermelon (except with spikes).
The kicker is, as soon as you open it up, it'll stink up your entire house. In fact, they are banned from being brought in hotels.
So imagine opening it in a mall. :)
- unknown0
I have this thing about wanting to be in a restroom stall at work when there's one other person in there and literally be throwing up as if all my organs are being expelled. REAL SAVAGE LIKE.
And then walk out of the stall, staggering, dizzy, bloodshot eyes, beads of sweat dripping down face, look at that person and say, "I'm OK. It's nothing. It's nothing, don't worry about me."
- nanook0
rotten apples make vinegar
- Jamesh0
my gf is asian. she eats durian alot and yes.. i would not open it in a mall. it would make a nice prjectile weapons though...impale them with spikes and them smother them with durian vapors!! hah
hey 817090210....ever eat a balut egg? or nam stick?
mmmmmmyuk!
- Jamesh0
as for odd desires...hmm
last night i had a strange urge to sexually abuse the jackolantern my friend carved last night.
i know... weird. but i couldn't help it..he gave it the "ooooooohh" mouth expression!!
- vwsung18t0
that's not weird, the way that that jackolantern was dressed, it was just asking for it.
- CyBrainX0
I think I'm going to make a rejection form for women whenever I start dating them. It will be a series of questions:
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Do you dislike men for their honesty?Do you dislike freaks?
Are you not sexually attracted?
Would you rather just take out your anger on the next interested guy?
Are you married?
Do you object to someone wearing a certain brand of clothing?
Not enough money spent on first date?
You say you want a nice guy but are more comfortable being abused by the worst kind of men?
Other___________________?
--------------------------------...Boy, I have issues.
- ********0
yeah, that's funny, sometimes I'll go to Taco Bell and ask for fries, and I damn well know there ain't no fries at Taco Hell. Or you can go to Dunkin Donuts and ask for a streak, that's also funny.
- wouterwwvc0
girls in tight black leather pants