gift for HER
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- Gorbie0
1st edition copy of the Bible.
pray all night looooooong.
- unknown0
how about a badminton set?
- Gorbie0
iguana?
- TransFatty0
hi !
i 0wn you !
- skonge0
pearl necklace.
- jox0
shag her from behind for a change
or you *could* go with the spa thing.
- unknown0
skonge said it best. Maybe kick it off with some tossed salad.
- TransFatty0
bowling pin, KY, painkillers.
that's for you.
now for her i reccomend a gift certificate to a cleaning supply store.
bwa HAh aHHH!
- Gorbie0
get her "Abs of Steel"
she'll love it!!
- Gorbie0
...and Mini-Thins.
Lot's of 'em
- TransFatty0
seriously buy her a 300 dollar diamond something or other, cue the hifi, drink 1.5 glasses of absinthe, and gently push her head down on you.
she'll respect you more than ever.
treat the world like the b-film that it is.
-TF.10.13.03
- TransFatty0
lets not beat around the bush
on this one.for most couples, the moron majority ... worldwide ....
(excluding NT memebers)gift giving is like the super mario brothers of oral sex ....
you want me to blow you ?
jump up and get me those diamonds and I'll take you to the next level.
hahahah
i'm only kidding.
buy her an iguana with no cage.
- unknown0
You could get her all the seasons of Sopranos on DVD, that would be a great gift *cough* for yourself, too.
- Nirvous0
Herpes.
The gift that keeps on giving.
- TransFatty0
hahaha@Nirvous
- Gorbie0
a well hung stripper & a box whip-its
- unknown0
Get a huge Black Dildo, some lube... and a box of chocolates.
Also, some midget porn, you can never go wrong with midget porn.
- unknown0
Let her act out a night of being a dominatrix.
You will think for a second that she will be revolted at the prospect of leading you around the house on all fours while you wear a leather zipper mask and skin tight latex skin suit (the combo capitalizing on sensory depravation) giving you repeated lashings with her choice of leather whip of wooden paddle.
But, put that fear of her shock at the idea away. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE has a dark side just waiting to see the light of day.
- taragee0
eff victorias secret
- unknown0
Get her (well, both of you) a Vespa with sidecar.
http://www.halifaxscootercouncil…You will be the envy of everyone around you!