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- tfs__mag
does anyone know where i can get a video clip of this old SNL commercial/parody
- Mal0
- Bio0
haha. i loved that skit.
what was the one about the killer robots? like robot insurance or something?
- Mal0
Old Lady #1: When my ex-husband passed away, the insurance company said his policy didn't cover him.
Old Lady #2: They didn't have enough money for the funeral.
Old Lady #3: It's so hard nowadays, with all the gangs and rap music..
Old Lady #1: What about the robots?
Old Lady #4: Oh, they're everywhere!
Old Lady #1: I don't even know why the scientists make them.
Old Lady #2: Darren and I have a policy with Old Glory Insurance, in case we're attacked by robots.
Old Lady #1: An insurance policy with a robot plan? Certainly, I'm too old.
Old Lady #2: Old Glory covers anyone over the age of 50 against robot attack, regardless of current health.[ cut to Sam Waterston, Compensated Endorser ]
Sam Waterson: I'm Sam Waterston, of the popular TV series "Law & Order". As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the threat robots pose. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance. Old Glory will cover you with no health check-up or age consideration. [ SUPER: Limitied Benefits First Two Years ] You need to feel safe. And that's harder and harder to do nowadays, because robots may strike at any time. [ show pie chart reading "Cause of Death in Persons Over 50 Years of Age": Heart Disease, 42% - Robots, 58% ] And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free.. because they're made of metal, and robots are strong. Now, for only $4 a month, you can achieve peace of mind in a world full of grime and robots, with Old Glory Insurance. So, don't cower under your afghan any longer. Make a choice. [ SUPER: "WARNING: Persons denying the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves. ] Old Glory Insurance. For when the metal ones decide to come for you - and they will.Ebert reviews Shallow Hal and addresses fan mail. The letter is pretty much what's
- JazX0
http://www.tvland.com maybe?
- JazX0
or you might try Ebay
- CyBrainX0
Damn it Mal, Everytime I'm about to give up on this randomize_me ridden-site someone comes up with a needle in the haystack like that. VERY resourceful.
- Mal0
I try.
- 4cY0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
i never knew this stuff, I'm no American.
thx!
- 4cY0
hahahaha, sex toy story..
- 4cY0
post it notes by Apple hehe
- 4cY0
- 4cY0
- 4cY0
http://movies.quicktimeflix.net/…
The Power to Crush the Other Kids!
- 4cY0
- 4cY0
- 4cY0
- 4cY0
some other funny ones here:
- Mal0
- scratch0
ohhhh man.
so entertaining.
thanks for keeping me up an extra hour. I'm going to be a zombie at my desk tomorrow, but hey.....at least I'll be laughing.
again. thanks guys. you made my night.
- godot0
when i opened this thread i thought 4cy was having a fit