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what do you call a png that supports west ham?
alpha garnet
did you hear about the photoshop layer that crossed a busy road?
it got flattened
what do you call a miserable, old , scalable graphic?
- vector meldrew
did you hear about the photoshop file that was hard of hearing?
- it was a P.D. deaF.
- pascii0
oh!
- stimuli0
Think I'm gonna be sick...
;>
- wendell0
there has just been a large nuklear bomb landed and destroy nearly all the earth and a man was in a high skyscraper design office and he thinks he is the last man alive in the whole world and he thinks about that he cant go on living so he decides to comitt suicide and jumps out of his design office window. when he is falling through the air why does he get very pissed off and wish he did not do it?? answer comin soon
- Peter0
Two fonts walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve your type in here."
Pun 2: The fonts reply: "oh yeah? Maybe we should go take this up with the serif?"
- jg_20
1.
"Should I hit the letter zero or the number zero?"2.
Support: "Type dir, space, a, colon."
Customer: "With a space after 'space'?"3.
Student: "How do you spell HTML?"4.
Support: What is your problem?
Customer: When I change the font size, the letters change size!5.
Customer: What P?
Support: The P on your keyboard.
Customer: What do you mean?
Support: P on your keyboard.
Customer: I'm not going to do that!6.
Customer: Hello, it's me!
Support: It's me too!
Customer: No, Esmie. E, s, m, i, e!
Support: Sorry!7.
Customer: "Does e-mail use much ink? Should I buy an extra ink cartridge?"ok guys, now you can http://kill-me!!!!!!!!!!!!
- tomkat0
jg - those were really bad.
:-?
- ********0
kingkezza & jg_2: get you coats!
:)
- pascii0
P on your keyboard.
i love that! shit the bed!!
- jg_20
hehehe!!!!!!! ok i selected them but they are not mine! and i know, they are bad as madonna!