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  • jg_20

    1.
    "Should I hit the letter zero or the number zero?"

    2.
    Support: "Type dir, space, a, colon."
    Customer: "With a space after 'space'?"

    3.
    Student: "How do you spell HTML?"

    4.
    Support: What is your problem?
    Customer: When I change the font size, the letters change size!

    5.
    Customer: What P?
    Support: The P on your keyboard.
    Customer: What do you mean?
    Support: P on your keyboard.
    Customer: I'm not going to do that!

    6.
    Customer: Hello, it's me!
    Support: It's me too!
    Customer: No, Esmie. E, s, m, i, e!
    Support: Sorry!

    7.
    Customer: "Does e-mail use much ink? Should I buy an extra ink cartridge?"

    ok guys, now you can http://kill-me!!!!!!!!!!!!

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