fatal comets_____*
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depends on the distance, and speed.
the shorter to earth, the greater the angle it needs to be diverted...
and how early do you have to deploy such a weapon?
and how far can it fly?
and what if an accident happens, and we have to prepare another?
like TF said, a simple piece of foam can screw it for human kind and all the others on this planet..
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*throws in another sixpack*
- jox0
*fssst
*clunk clunk clunk clunk
*buuurp
So... where were we? Right we're gonna die...
*fssst
*clunk clunk clunk
- jox0
janne.. man... youre scho schweeet... *burp i love schoo muccsch
- TransFatty0
maybe if they send me into space, my attorney and i can negotiate with it.
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Ok Ok ... forget that .... i say we .... *drinks more stella* i say WE Sling Shot ....*hiccup* *cough* .... the fucking moon at that fucker .... ya KnOW ?!?
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*puff*where's*pfffff*iss*pff*my... attorney*puff*
- GreedoLives0
I say we do something with the moon before it becomes just another advertising surface...
*mmmm...scotch*
- TransFatty0
CHEERS FUCKERS !!!!!!!!
*raises Pint glass for the last time
- ********0
must be something..
i'd reckon the world would be stuffed with drugs and booze.
except for some religious freaks ofcourse.
*hiiiiic*
CHEERS PUNY HUMANS!!!
- ********0
As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special messages. Acapulco shirts.
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as your attorney, i advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit.
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i'm out.
smell you kids later......___!
- TransFatty0
*takes hit off after shave
*spits
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truste
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truste, mr. van Rijn, Fatty, Jox and all other scary beasts.
*think i'll dream about Barbara Streisand drawings, comets and wodka*
(-.=)
- TransFatty0
g'nite 4cY
Oh - you mean this other bottle ....
thanks ikbenvanrijn
*rides comet to coney island of his mind
later y'all
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fatty.. as your attorney, i advise you to do some ether
- TransFatty0
KEEP YOUR HEADS DOWN !!!
This is bat country !!!!!!!
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nighty night space kadets
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Narrator: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:
Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?!
IkBenvanRijnL im out..laterz
- BonSeff0
:D