Declaration against toys
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- unknown0
muhahaha that cracks me up tyrone haha... seriously though I spy a gap in the market there, I may go into the muslim barbie clothing market!
Do you reckon you can get crystal kens in saudi with one hand cut off?
- unknown0
I can picture a great stop frame animation of loads of Ken's stoning a barbie bearing up to her neck in sand... Tyrone, get onto it!
- unknown0
bearing=buried (the alcohol's kicking in)
- Tyrone0
rasko....i'll go in with you. we'll make millions. hey does this mean that the barbie corvette isnt sold there either? I don't think women can drive in saudi arabia.........
- Tyrone0
rasko you're a fucking genius! even drunk!!!!
- unknown0
we'll ship the f*cking corvette, we'll even through in some of Nellies pimp juice those saudis love that flash shit, were gonna be in there with D&G burkhas and all sorts - WE'LL BE RICH!!
- unknown0
and I'm not even gonna bother correcting any more typos.
- Tyrone0
hey rasko we can get into the japanese market with a barbie burried up to her neck in sand receiving a huge ken bukkake!!!
- Bio0
man i love religion.
i wish they wouldnt seperate church and state in the united states. we really need to increase our moral standards and force our women to conceal themselves and take away their right to drive.
elect me and help put the church back in the state. . . where it belongs.
- Tyrone0
1 vote for Bio!
- jox0
Bio, please have me as your accomplice! Women need rules dammit!
- Bio0
did someone say bukake?
FUCKyea!!!! tyrone, that is GENIUS! that will be part of my campaign and YES jox will be my running mate!
- unknown0
UK 50's govt info commercial
"look at this woman stepping into the car on the drivers side - the WRONG side, woman - know your limits"
- Tyrone0
Bio ... if you whole platform is based around bukkake you can't fucking lose!!!!
- Bio0
my whole platform will indeed be based arond bukake.
figurativly AND literally.
if ya know what i mean.muahahahaha
- Nairn0
Pfft! Fuck Barbie! Fuck Ken! Fuck all these kind of toys - Beautician sets and fricking designer clothes for babies too!
"Look how many *things* Barbie has in her life - isn't she pretty? Isn't she successful? Isn't she desirable? Isn't she THIN?! - She Must Be Happy. She Is Surrounded By All That She Consumes!".
Such toys do nothing other than enforce outmoded social expectations and consumer desires - which jars heavily with the way we should develop our world - less focus on facade, fiscal aspiration and sheer consumption - more on what is important - on communication, education and understanding - of tolerance and respect for the environment.
The last thing I want to see is the World drowning itself in useless plastic chaff promoting more useless plastic chaff.
Ho-hum. That's not to say I agree with banning Barbie because of moral religious zeal - I'd just like to think that parents could grow up themselves a little. (Don't even get me started on Mobile Phones for 7 year olds)
- Nairn, aka the Old Git.
- Bio0
so bukake is out then?
sorry.
humanity has some serious catching up to do if we are to all survive anyway.
- Tyrone0
Uh...... Nairn....... I'm still gonna vote for Bio...........
I'm gonna continue to play with my bartbie dolls and I'm stocking up on barbie dream house furniture for my children.you need to chill.
- jox0
"Such toys do nothing other than enforce outmoded social expectations and consumer desires"
if you're jealous at Barbie and her looks (i think that's what you're trying to say) aren't YOU the one with problems then?...i just think it's wrong to blame a doll for the world's problems. "oh my god, Barbie is not fat, let's all go on a diet"... And suddenly everyone has anorexia and it's a doll's fault.
I'm sorry but that's just as stupid as those riots painting over victoria's secret posters because those girls are pretty and they're not.
And yes, a 7 year old with a mobile phone is sick...