i want to sell
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- cosmo
myself on ebay!
I mean ppl sell everything. I can be the online gigalow.
- monNom0
sell your kidney... or a bottle of time travel pills... or elvis' teeth with little bubble jet printed 'authentication' cetificates.
- BonSeff0
what you need is a good online pimp. ill take care of you. now get yer ass on the cyber track and get my money bitch.
or ill cut yer face.
- cosmo0
how much commision do u get for that bonseff?
- BonSeff0
commision! shit!
you get no commision.
ill get you a nice place and a cool ride. make sure you eat well. but make no mistake. you make MY money.commision..
dont make me drop my pimp hand
- unknown0
paypal me your earnings and ill draw you a picture.
- lifeinsodium0
how much for an hour?
- Peter0
Cosmo, how much do you go for?
I could use a biatch around here. I got my gimp suit coming fresh from the cleaners today, let's brake it in.
- cosmo0
ummm...about $300 an hour.
After depends on the number of orgasm the chick wants.
- cosmo0
bonSeff that's bullshit. I eat the stuff and I get nothing.
Ok, new gigalo pimp needed!
- mitsu0
'ghost in a jar' auctions were doing pretty good a few months back... all those authentic ghosts were probably already bought up though....
- cosmo0
I would prefer checks and money order, but paypal will also work.
- BonSeff0
you got a lot to learn about
"the game"
- neoneo0
I sold my appendix I had sitting in a jar since I was eleven on ebay for 999 US dollars "buy it now" it sold about half an hour after I put it up for auction.I knew I should have asked for a thousand.Damn.
- cosmo0
ummmm I am going solo here.
No more being controlled by ppl.
- taragee0
bonseff keep yo pimp hand strong
- cosmo0
hey there taragee. What you doin tonight? ;)
- BonSeff0
i will!
hey tell chris to mix in american pimp and airplane! in the movie mix. that shit is sooo rad. ive listened to 2 movies a day.
mostly the jerk cause its the best
- taragee0
cosmo i am bonseff's queen bee dont be talkin to me like that... seff u hafta ask chris im mad at him :P
- BonSeff0
ha ha! ok.
the queen bee dont play.
she carries a swicht blade
and a sawed off in the back of the cutlas
be warned cosmo
- Peter0
Yo Bon,
your bitch Cosmo be illin. Word on tha street sez tha hoe be dizzin yo game. Going without no daddy-bonseff, yo.
Bettha Act up, get ya biatch in gear. No trippin. Yo