**all a funny trick*
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- thosethat0
you sound nice...
- Mal0
ok...um. Move along nothing to see here.
- Mimio0
I'm pleasantly surprised.
Wanna fuck?
- dopepope0
wendell that is hurtful
- unknown0
haha wendell - a true romantic!
I can see this all ending in tears one day though
- wendell0
i do it to be crazy and to keep my friend on her toes as she is quite racy girl from portugal and she think it is crazy when i do things like this i will stop soon and risk losing her it is really not me but she is demanding fun an things all the time to be whacky
- Jamesh0
I ran over my girls dog. It was a BLAST!
I don't think she got it..
but we too had sex a few months later!
- unknown0
you really want to freak her out - when she comes home be sitting under a spotlight wearing a dark suit and spectacles next to a psychiatrists couch, greet her with 'ahh my favourite patient, glad you made your appointment'
I think that should sort her out.
- Bluejam0
Wasn't there a thread a while back about a girl who ran over her boyfriend...and he enjoyed it?
- Bio0
call her fat.
she will love you long time.
- unknown0
"does my bum look big in this?"
"what do you mean 'LOOK' big??"
- waynepixel0
Yeah. I remember taken a base ball bat to someone head one day, it was so funny. There we all where, my family and nightboures. We all larthed are fucking heads of.
How I remember that day.
And then i thought I would play the real joker and fuck the next door nightboures sheep up the ass. heheh hahahah heheh.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING HERE>?
- unknown0
Sit her down and tell her that she's pregnant. Tell her you secretly used a home test on her while she was sleeping.
Then laugh it off and say, "Just kidding, I'm the one who's pregnant!"
- unknown0
wayne your spelling never ceases to amaze me - totally cool.
no wonder ChoppyThing is dead you freak