**all a funny trick*
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- wendell
there is much of these 'i want to suprise my wife/girlfreind' threads at the moment has it been the sun making peopel horny,or want to just genuinnly suprise them. i liked to do bad suprising for exemple, putting taco sauce all over my face with bits of uncooked meat on my face and lye on the stairs with arazor or knife or lye with a head in the oven or i have also done a pretend hanging in the stairwell, it is really funny, i ahve also stayed away for a week and not got in touch with my girlfreind it is so funny and i often get sex when i come home
- thosethat0
you sound nice...
- Mal0
ok...um. Move along nothing to see here.
- Mimio0
I'm pleasantly surprised.
Wanna fuck?
- dopepope0
wendell that is hurtful
- unknown0
haha wendell - a true romantic!
I can see this all ending in tears one day though
- wendell0
i do it to be crazy and to keep my friend on her toes as she is quite racy girl from portugal and she think it is crazy when i do things like this i will stop soon and risk losing her it is really not me but she is demanding fun an things all the time to be whacky
- Jamesh0
I ran over my girls dog. It was a BLAST!
I don't think she got it..
but we too had sex a few months later!
- unknown0
you really want to freak her out - when she comes home be sitting under a spotlight wearing a dark suit and spectacles next to a psychiatrists couch, greet her with 'ahh my favourite patient, glad you made your appointment'
I think that should sort her out.
- Bluejam0
Wasn't there a thread a while back about a girl who ran over her boyfriend...and he enjoyed it?
- Bio0
call her fat.
she will love you long time.
- unknown0
"does my bum look big in this?"
"what do you mean 'LOOK' big??"
- waynepixel0
Yeah. I remember taken a base ball bat to someone head one day, it was so funny. There we all where, my family and nightboures. We all larthed are fucking heads of.
How I remember that day.
And then i thought I would play the real joker and fuck the next door nightboures sheep up the ass. heheh hahahah heheh.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING HERE>?
- unknown0
Sit her down and tell her that she's pregnant. Tell her you secretly used a home test on her while she was sleeping.
Then laugh it off and say, "Just kidding, I'm the one who's pregnant!"
- unknown0
wayne your spelling never ceases to amaze me - totally cool.
no wonder ChoppyThing is dead you freak