Prank/Wake Up Call
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- bostonflash0
put cayenne pepper all over the toilette paper and put a red bulb in the socket.
won't teach him anything but will make his ass burn...
then dose me
- Buckyball20
much more fun to dose him. :-)
bB
- ********0
lol
- neoneo0
get yourself a hold of a half dozen guys your boy doesn't recognize or even better never met have them"break in" to his house at about 3 or 4 in the morning tie him up immediately start searching the house for valuables the whole time cursing loudly thier aint shite worth taking.Pissed the 6 dudes walk into the room where your sweetheafrt is tied and gagged tell him if he yells he is a goner and ask him if their is anything hidden worth taking to speak up immediately.Finally one of the guys says we are just wasting our time let's, another asks what about him,should we??OFF HIM??? GANG LOVE HIM??BEAT HIM???DOSE HIM???Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yep all agreed pull out two tabs of sid tell him ingest to protect his well being leave him tied up an split.split.As the unkowns leave your friends and yourself come in quietly closing the door only once listen and and maybe make an occasional noise to freak him out a little.Film if necessary
- Bluejam0
If anything is be learned from this thread...
...it's don't mess with NeoNeo.
- mrdobolina0
or you could hook his nuts up to a car battery
- neoneo0
nuts hooked up to a car battery is a fantastic idea
maybe you can tie a bungee cord to a him and a bridge hook his nuts to a generator and cherish his bounce
- unknown0
I agree with Dobolina, he's not worth being a mate, so either avoid him, or tell him he is a jerk... Plus if he was really doing well for himself he wouldn't be waiting for his grandmother or whoever it is to pop off s he can inherit her money.
- k0na_an0k0
here's a good one. everyone get together one night for a little pregame drinking at your place. feed his drinks a bit of x-lax or fast acting laxitive before heading out to the club. take him to the most happinin place in town. cherish the look on his face when he says he can't or won't dance and photograph the moment he goes running off to the bathroom. nothing like explosive shits in a dirty bar bathroom at 2am. as an added bonus bust into the stall camera in hand with two of the hottest chicks in the club.
- bostonflash0
i never had much luck getting the hottest chicks in the club to even talk to me, forget burst into bathroom stalls on a guy shitting...
- k0na_an0k0
me neither. that would be totally cool though.
try getting the fatest hogs to bust in then. just tell them theres a dominos pizza in the can.
- unknown0
Come on, physical pranks, doing something in the bathroom...what's that going to teach him?
Nothing.This guy is obviously so full of nonsense, so full of himself, so engrossed with physical possesions, financial standings, what he stands to gain in the world, that he needs something that gets him emotionally and embarresses him to the point he'll never make those references again.
And you've been friends with him for like 10 years and he's been like this?
I've known someone similiar, and people like that are so sad, just no personality and the kind of guys whose only understanding of women comes from the pages of Maxim and Stuff and the American FHM (brit version is OK)I'm thinking make him lose his apartment, car, something like that, but that would be a little harsh. He just needs to be put in his place in grand fashion.
Does he have a girlfriend? If no, you need to find a girl he doesn't know and get her to play along, let him do his whole act. Then just have her destroy every shred of dignity he has with regard to the stuff he brags about. Maybe they mess around and she can say he's got a small appendage.
Red pepper in the butt is only going to result in punches being thrown. You need to make his mind do a 180 and realize he's a total fool.
- ********0
bucky you need help. first you can't come up with a tagline for your copy store then you can't seem to deal with a friend who has a large ego?
just grow some real balls and clown the guy. don't go through some elaborate scheme to crush his ego it will only strenghten his ego. he will percieve all your fuss as a sign of attention...
your kinda creepy bucky... it's really wiggin me out...
- unknown0
LMAO! "First, you can't come up with a tagline..."
hahahahaYes bucky, take care of this one yourself. Don't let people take care of the frield problem 2,000+ times. :D
- Buckyball20
Oh boy. It looks like people are getting a little too preoccupied with the "all in good fun, mostly hypthetical, usually bullshit" threads I post. It is all in good fun lilbabyleg.
Relax and enjoy.
bB
- ********0
nah man, I'm really seriously wiggin the fuck out over here...
this is really fucking creepy.
- ********0
not only do I feel creepy about you buvky, I feel totally bugged the fuck out...
- Dr_Jay0
"not only do I feel creepy about you buvky, I feel totally bugged the fuck out..."
Maybe you've been dosed?
- ********0
maybe... but I really love acid. it doesn't bugg me the fuck out like bucky does...
damn, bucky ryhmes with chucky... now I'm really fucked up.