Prank/Wake Up Call
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- Buckyball2
In my group of friends, we have a guy who honestly thinks he is gods gift to woman, that he is suave and that everytime we all go out he somehow is the "Master of Ceremonies" and fun would cease to exist in his absence. You might even be lucky enough to have one of these charming individuals in your crew.
Over the course of the last 5 years, he has become more and more obsessed with his money and image, etc. He changed his email address so it ends in 007. He'll ask some of us from time to time "So how much do you make." and say things like "When my grandma dies, I am going to inherit a shitload of money." Real cheeseball and insecure stuff and pretty classless. And we have all known him for over a decade. No need to front. We don't care.
Just seems lately, he has really started to believe his own hype. Our senses of humor ( which usually works to tolerate it) are running very thin.
So. We want to wake him up with a prank or practical joke. Nothing too drastic. Just a nice little reminder that "you aren't that cool."
Anyone have any suggestions for a "back down to earth" sort of prank.
thanks,
bB
- unknown0
You're weird bucky..
- Buckyball20
true. any suggestions
- unknown0
get him on that Burned TV show that's on MTV.
- bostonflash0
get him real drunk til he passes out. make a basement room somewhere look like a mexican prison, feed him bread + water and torture him for a few years... then have everyone yell "surprise!!!"...
- Buckyball20
good stuff boston. funny as hell. that would take a little planning but might be well worth it.
bB
- TransFatty0
report him to the joint terr0rism task force ?
- timajick0
Dose him. A painfully strong acid trip is sure fire ego dismantler.
- Buckyball20
Not bad. Next time he walks through the airport security checkpoint a man with latex gloves will awaiting his arrival.
bB
- TransFatty0
hire a drop dead gorgeous, convincing looking tranny to
make the moves on him and then make sure to get some pics of them together for the web.oh, and then dose him.
- Mal0
I suggest you have nothing more to do with him and that should help break his spirit and send him to the pits of despair. :0)
- bostonflash0
then dos him again...
- Bluejam0
Sign him up for 'A queer eye for the straight guy'.
Dose him and them just before they start filming.
- Mal0
put some regular visine in his drink it will give him the shits something awful.
Bartender trick for bad customers in NYC.
- Mal0
then dose him.
- TransFatty0
lol
- neoneo0
Dose him with acid I agree
Ten minutes into his trip have a relative call him and tell him his grandmotherhas passed. Give him a couple of hours to let it all sink in and his trip commence.Now have his grandmother walk into the room naked and lecture him from beyond about her knowing what he is really all about,and to punish him for his heartlessness she will claim one of his friends.Have her name the friend and four hours into his trip have a family member of the friend call telling hm his friend has passed.
- Buckyball20
We once recorded a converstation at his home. This is what our tape caught:
http://www.fortunecity.com/melti…
bB
- Buckyball20
I am crying from that one neo. funny shit.
bB
- ********0
Sounds exactly like a kid I used to hang out with. Rich mofo that thought he was the shit. Then he got a wake-up call from 9/11, 'cause the bastard almost bought it, living in that apartment complex about 2 blocks West of WTC. You know the ones near Battery Park area. He got out luckily, but his attitude changed a bit. Still don't hang out with his punk ass!
- mrdobolina0
bucky, why dont you just tell him he aint shit.