printer violence
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- geeque
nearly £40 for new ink cartridges and the f'ing thing still wont print!! i got it in pieces and managed to get the thing to print in dark blue!
anyone know a good technique of smashing the f'ing thing to pieces in a way that doesnt spray me with ink?! :P
- crapmeister0
nope
I opened a cartridge once when it was all 'empty'
still loads of ink
great to put on a pen
- jevad0
'PC Load Letter?'
'What the fuck does that mean?!'
- bomy_dick0
yes !
tie it up in front of your car, on the bumper, put an helmet on, drive the car at 120mph and crash onto a wall :
u'll make a lovely unique pattern on the wall and also experience something new !
send the the pics afterward, i f u can't take any pics, ask a friend to follow you with his own car and send us the pics..
- geeque0
that's the one, bomy_dick! all i gotta do now is borrow a car that goes 120mph. ;)
- bomy_dick0
Midnight Crisis II : get some nitro dude !!
- waynepixel0
Well I had an epson printer which was a hunk of crap from the start. That thing died on me when i needed it most.
So i took the printer out side and smashed the fuck out of it with a brick which happened to be the only heavy object i could find at the time.
Made Me fill a lot better.
BRICK it my friend
- Peter0
Get one of them ink-squirting octopusses and let them battle it out. Oh what a mess.
- minge0
plug it in, piss on it then throw it in the bath. that'll teach the fucka.
- dessalles0
i would go get a baseball bat - or maybe a golf club - and set up a stand on the side of the street. charge people a couple bucks to take a swing at it. use the money you make for a replacement.
when i was a kid, i would go to the fair and for 2 dollars they would hand you a sledgehammer and you would get to go to town with a junked car for 5 minutes. life was good.