The Pissy Chair mystery
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- autonoma0
Ikea's a very big company. I guarantee you if you write a letter of complaint or call them directly, they'll replace the chair and probably give something a little extra to make you happy. Especially if you sound pissed.
- roboteralarm0
"Especially if you sound pissed. "
smell pissed. smell...
- unknown0
last year I saw this extremely large black woman pull her dress up an inch, bend her knees slightly and piss right there in the middle of the pavement before carrying on walking up the road with her shopping as if nothing had happened - on a busy main road too!
granted it was a sunday but there's It put me off my gravy.
- blend20
I would also make sure that it is not animal urine like TransFatty pointed out. It might be the neighbours cat or something...
- unknown0
its the stuff Ikea dye their chairs with, mainly ammonia (which is also in urine) its stops the dye from running...
presuming its brand new that is.
all Ikea chairs have it, it is a bit grim, but goes after a few weeks
god im good
- Hypo0
I know what that smell of piss is......Il tell you in a minuite
- Hypo0
So ok that smell...
Its some form of PVA glue, you know that stuff is made of the crushed bones of some kind of domestic animal. I got a fresh Tube of Cd's here and they smell like some fucker has pissed down the fuckin middle of them. Its a PVA lubricant to seperate the CD's.
- carver0
i could imagine that your chair smells of stale müller lite yoghurt...in between spilling on the street below and on your lap....your swivelling chair smells of stale yoghurt....nice.
- josimarX0
hmmm, I hate to admit it, but kkezza might be right. We've got 4 chairs, 3 burgundy, 1 black and it's the black one that honks.
It really doesn't smell like a smell that'll just 'fade away' over time though.
thanks for all your help everyone.
- roboteralarm0
pls josimarX don´t end this thread..!
i was so bored here at the office...and then..the BIG:Pissy Chair mystery! it was so exciting!! now it´s gone. welcome disilluision, welcome back nasty clients on crack..
:(
- josimarX0
ps I also had my new 'holiday' jacket on it all morning which now needs washed. dammit
- unknown0
Have you got a hole in your bag?
- josimarX0
nope, but I like your train of thought.
- pascii0
can't you wash it out?
- josimarX0
I say it was someone at Ikea. Please excuse my English, I'm only learning.
- josimarX0
good point, well made.
anyway, how do you wash a chair?
- pascii0
with the same stuff you wash carpets? and write a letter to IKEA customer care!
- dstlb0
I had a pair of cycling shoes that smelt like a cat had pissed in them everytime they got hot, it wasn't so bad on the bike but once it broke down on the wrong side of London and I had to take the tube back, cleared the carriage pretty quickly. Shoes went in the bin fter that.
That probably doesn't help you though does it?
- unknown0
I think that Donnie is harbouring a secret grudge against you and pissed on the chair while you were away.