The Pissy Chair mystery
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- pascii0
smell me
- roboteralarm0
pls josimarX don´t end this thread..!
i was so bored here at the office...and then..the BIG:Pissy Chair mystery! it was so exciting!! now it´s gone. welcome disilluision, welcome back nasty clients on crack..
:(
- josimarX0
hmmm, I hate to admit it, but kkezza might be right. We've got 4 chairs, 3 burgundy, 1 black and it's the black one that honks.
It really doesn't smell like a smell that'll just 'fade away' over time though.
thanks for all your help everyone.
- carver0
i could imagine that your chair smells of stale müller lite yoghurt...in between spilling on the street below and on your lap....your swivelling chair smells of stale yoghurt....nice.
- Hypo0
So ok that smell...
Its some form of PVA glue, you know that stuff is made of the crushed bones of some kind of domestic animal. I got a fresh Tube of Cd's here and they smell like some fucker has pissed down the fuckin middle of them. Its a PVA lubricant to seperate the CD's.
- Hypo0
I know what that smell of piss is......Il tell you in a minuite
- unknown0
its the stuff Ikea dye their chairs with, mainly ammonia (which is also in urine) its stops the dye from running...
presuming its brand new that is.
all Ikea chairs have it, it is a bit grim, but goes after a few weeks
god im good
- blend20
I would also make sure that it is not animal urine like TransFatty pointed out. It might be the neighbours cat or something...
- unknown0
last year I saw this extremely large black woman pull her dress up an inch, bend her knees slightly and piss right there in the middle of the pavement before carrying on walking up the road with her shopping as if nothing had happened - on a busy main road too!
granted it was a sunday but there's It put me off my gravy.
- roboteralarm0
"Especially if you sound pissed. "
smell pissed. smell...
- autonoma0
Ikea's a very big company. I guarantee you if you write a letter of complaint or call them directly, they'll replace the chair and probably give something a little extra to make you happy. Especially if you sound pissed.
- roboteralarm0
as a child i saw some guy pissin in a suitcase in a big superkarket.
maybe thats why i still wet myself at airports?
- vespa0
Remember the Donniedoll will only be effective if some of his hair is attached to it.
If he is bald, you are going to have to get hair from somewhere other than his head.
- TransFatty0
animal urine
- Blofeldt0
Are you sure whoever ordered it didn't check the "smell like piss." option?
- josimarX0
nice one Vespa, I've always wondered how you did that and as luck would have it, there's a sock stuck to the wall behind me. It's a bit stiff but it'll work.
- vespa0
Donnie is obviously trying to put a voodoo hex on you and your family.
You must make a Donniedoll out of a potato or stuffed sock, put pins in it and dance around his desk chanting "pissbegone" in falsetto every morning before he gets in. You should find that the pissy smell starts to dissipate after a week of doing this.
- josimarX0
I licked it and liked it, so it must be Tuna. Though Paul Rand's idea seems disturbing but likely.