alarm clocks
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- mrdobolina0
mitsu, a friend of mine has one and they call it the water winger.
- mitsu0
they're fun to take to the guadalupe river and sit on the bank and pick off the drunks that tube down the river.
thankfully they're usually too drunk to pull any SeaBass nonsense on us.
- mrdobolina0
I saw a guy land a raw egg in the back seat of a moving car going 35 mph with one of those things once.
hooligans.
- BonSeff0
hey mitsu, you cant stop the disco skate movement
hey im gonna float the guad thin coming weekend. its the best
- taragee0
launched that shot and he was caught out there saw the convertible driving by loaded up the slingshot- let one fly
he went for his to find he didn't have one put him in check correct with my egg gun
THREAD JACKERS!!! hahaha
- BonSeff0
come holloween, you know im cold strapped
- mitsu0
bonseff, i almost had a road trip planned to go down there, but we wanted to camp, and all spots that take reservations are usually snagged several weeks in advance.
i think our alternative will be wakeboarding in lake lewisville or grapvine lake...
damn my procrastination!! >:(
- mrdobolina0
Taxi driver, Im the eggman.
- BonSeff0
hey that sounds like a chill time too
- taragee0
maybe i can get a rooster that shoots egss...
- taragee0
ok i just remebered roosters dont have eggs
- BonSeff0
put your alarm clock across the room, crank it up and set it to play a tejano radio station
believe me, you'll get off your ass to kill te sound of the accordian
- mrdobolina0
start an entire chicken farm in your apartment, call it 'tara's chicken shack' you could sell live chickens, fried chickens etc.
- taragee0
how much for one leeeeeg?
- mrdobolina0
fuck the cup, pour it in my hand for a dime.
- taragee0
got change fo a hundred?
- taragee0
im a finga lickin winna