Guilty Confessions
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- Bio0
a third nipple is called a "nubbin".
on a side note, i just charged a dickhead client with half an hour art time when i spent 5 minutes on it.
"why?" you ask.
well, because he is a complete know it all cock who deserves a good skull reaming.
- swollenelbow0
i love it.
i own snoop dogs doggy style.
he is an OG. and an OP (original pornographer)
- brooke0
I know all the words to "Ain't No Fun" because it's my favorite rap song ever. It's totally nasty, tasteless, & vulgar, too. But it reminds me of my days as an evil youngin...
- mayo0
I can still recite the intro monologue from the original HeMan cartoon. Haven't seen the new version of it, so i don't know if they use the same intro, thereby rendering this hidden talent of mine worthless. If so...
brooke has a third nipple :)
- Mal0
I have no navel.
- mayo0
is your umbilical cord still attached Mal?
- brooke0
I never put mayo on my sandwiches. It's too fattening. Only a tomato, for the moisture...
Don't hate me, Mayo. Olive juice.
- mayo0
i order sammiches with "no mayo" too. then i start laughing and the people around me think i'm nutso.
- Mal0
I was born af a Jackal.
- brooke0
I liked that Mandy Moore movie...
- mayo0
i once got all hot and bothered watching a Batman movie because i realized that he had to put the whole computer system in the batcave together himself.
- brooke0
I've always wanted to do it with a robot...
- Mal0
- brooke0
I've always wanted to do it with Mal.
Just to see his lack-of-navel...
He's my baby's daddy.
- Mal0
You'll get your chance.
hehe.
- unknown0
mayo-that batcave bit is the best in the whole thread.
- Mal0
- mayo0
it's the truth mg33
- Mal0
get the cheque book out Mayo
- mayo0
ooooh Mal...thanks for the pornography...