Guilty Confessions
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- Mal0
coke is the devils dandruff.
- loudubs0
people are stupid, drugs are highly organized compounds
- brooke0
Gotta get up to get down...
- Mal0
Drugs work!
- Bio0
swollenelbowman, i feel your pain... well, i WISH i could feel your pain.
i aint touched the shit for goin on 4 years, but it is the only thing i still crave.
been tryin to stay completely sober lately. it aint easy. ill be boozin it up this comin weekend though. i feel kinda guilty already.
sometimes i wonder how much more my poor liver can take. *sigh*
- swollenelbow0
that was my second time trying it. i hardly crave it. my friend had it laying around. and well i guess she wanted to share the love. so we did it, and mid make out groping we're are like, WHAT THE FUCK!? hah
funny now. felt a little blue then.
- schjetne0
I let my buddy get it on with my girl once, while I was getting it on with his ex in the other room.
Worst thing is, it didn't feel nasty or awkward at all.
- Bio0
dude, lets just hope you didnt get any cooties from the encounter.
- Bio0
my first "make out session" was with a 18yr old girl. i was 13.
man, i felt dirty after that. she attacked me.
i went home and ate field peas and instead of swallowing, i just kept spitting them out and eating more and washing my mouth with orange juice to get the taste of her toothpasty flavor out of my mouth.
sad thing is... she teaches highschool students now. i wonder about that sometimes.
- swollenelbow0
girls are pigs too! haha! =) i swear it.
After the realization that she had a boyfriend she apologizes!
i thought to myself "you're the one with the boyfriend."damn.
- schjetne0
I've lied to every girl I've been with about how many girls I've had before her.
Oh, and I just watched an entire episode of Meet My Folks.
To be honest, I'm not sure which one of these two confessions is the worst.
- swollenelbow0
hahah meet my folks. humans are liars by nature.
"i didn't do it, i was on the moon at the time!"
- Bio0
i like amaretta sours.
and i have difficulty spelling it.
and i am too lazy to look it up at http://www.dictionary.com so i type out the adress so i can just click it instead of having to type it all in in the address bar. yep. im a lazy fuck.
- brooke0
I have a third nipple...
- mitsu0
i don't believe you...
;)
- Bio0
now THAT'S HOTT b.
- brooke0
( @@ )( @ )
- swollenelbow0
haha does it tell you the future of design trends brooke ?
- brooke0
What movie was that from again?
- swollenelbow0
mallrats