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- abizzyman
So... I'm thrift-shopping this weekend. I'm digging through the jeans and happen across a pair where I feel an odd bulge in the back pocket.
I reach in to the pocket... it's a wallet. So, not thinking - I slip the wallet into my pocket and continue shopping.
I get out to my truck and pull the wallet out - curious if the owner of the jeans died and probably had his clothes donated to Goodwill... but no one checked his pockets.
The wallet was loaded w/personal info - credit cards - past liscenses from diff. states and old business cards.
... of course I wanted to know the guy's age - he was born in 1929 - so perhaps he did die and this stuff was donated.
... but here's the crazy part - he and I share a birthday.
So, I want to find his family and get this back to him - but in the meantime... I want to do some sort of imagery tribute w/his cards and id's etc... even the wallet (of course I'll blank out the necessaries so privacy will be maintained for his family)
any ideas?
- ********0
yeah, get back to work...
dude is prolly still alive too. give him his wallet back ya thief.
- Biofreak0
yea. the dude could be alive. though it is unlikely.
find his folks and give it to them.
odd coincidence that you share your birthday.
- abizzyman0
... already said I'm going to get it back to them...
... i'm not a thief! I'm a hero... damnit.
... but if the dude is dead...
... weird.
- ********0
ok
- Gorbie0
He's only 74, man!
His 'ol wife probably threw his grungy shit out.
My girlfriend does that to me all the time! :)
- k0na_an0k0
or, you beat the guy up and took his wallet only after giving him a good ass raping and now that you've sobered up you feel horrible about the drunken shinanigans gone bad and you want to try and make it up to him.
sick bastard.
- Gorbie0
If what Kona says is true... and it always is... that was prety fucked up dude.
- canadian0
BWAHAHA! I was so into this story and then the responses from all of you is just too fucking funny!
- Biofreak0
uhm... dude.
why would you hit a 74 yr old man?
what are you? some kinda sick fuck who gets off by beating up old people?
perv. give me back my wallet!
http://The_Old_Man
(jun 02 03)
- ********0
I would have taken the wallet too.. it takes one to know one.
but I feel for the old man. I would at least return everything except the money.
- Gorbie0
Collect his social security checks and blow it on stuffed animals and cocaine.
- abizzyman0
I love my NTers
- mayo0
my sugar daddy cancelled his date with me this weekend because he said some guy did "unspeakable acts to my bunghole". was that you?
- k0na_an0k0
no that was me.
sorry.
- Biofreak0
fill it with gummy bears and rubbers. then mail it with a can of condensed soup and a return address of:
"Larry's Tower of Power"
and dont forget to put a nice lipstick smear over the return address to add authenticity.
- mayo0
dammit k0na! that was my ticket to some action!
- mayo0
what i don't get, k-ross, is why did you take the wallet to begin with if you didn't buy the pants? or did you and i just didn't read that? and why didn't the store empty the pockets out? and does this dress make me look fat?
- Biofreak0
k0na is just like that.
you can't change him, babe.
once he gets on a roll, it is like tryin to stop a truck full of porn.
- Biofreak0
k0na is just like that.
you can't change him, babe.
once he gets on a roll, it is like tryin to stop a truck full of porn.
- mayo0
that statement was so true, you had to say it twice?
;)