Poor Cat
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- unknown0
bwuahahahahah!! that is some disturbing debauchery, you win the deviant of the week award for sure, well actually I think it goes to the old bird.
- unknown0
thanks for her .. i could remember the adress if you want.. ;))
somewhere near Duwlich village
- pmrebel0
I would like to put that guy in a dark room full of stray cats...
- unknown0
I seriously havent laughed so much for ages...
you shot your load over her face and the cat licked it off!!!!!!!!!
thats truely outrageous... where has that NT's biggest nutter etc gone...
- unknown0
ouuuh nasty...
i'm so so scared now..
warfff
- sexypixel0
your a legend SamDam, a legend.
- unknown0
Kezza..
afterward i think the most difficult was for the cat.. not only the poor furry thing must have been sick and puking for days and i can't even imagine how she managed to clean the cat hairs after all that sticky mess..
well at least YOU CAN4t SAY i've orasted that cat, or beaten it ?? right ?did I ?
no i didn't ?
why ? becasue Sam is always fine with pussies thats why !!!whwhahahahaha
i need a coffee now , i have this bad taxste in my mouth..meeaaaouwww
- unknown0
can't type right... sorry
- DonnieTV0
where did she live samDam?
up your aunties bit?
- unknown0
i think 17 or 18 Melbourne grove SE17 east dulwich ..
you want her phone number too ??;)
be careful she may be onto dogs now... arrrg.. that would be more difficult.. dogs..
- unknown0
were you on crack at the time?
- unknown0
was she fit?
- unknown0
nahh at all.. i was growing strong weed : hydroponics with my mate dave , but he was gay and loved cats.. so i couldn't talk about that with him..
- unknown0
"gay and loved cats"
ok. says it all.
- unknown0
lol
yeah she was cool.. kind of journalistic naughty with glasses and this 70's look ... very Jhon Holmes style man !
- unknown0
stunning
- DonnieTV0
I just remembered a story.
I had a hard-on while I was sleeping and it must have slipped out from under my sheets.
The cat spotted it (mistook it for a mouse probably) and embedded it's claw right in the bell end.
I woke up in agony, but fell asleep again fairly quickly (surprisingly). When I woke up in the morning I felt the stinging pain and looked down to see blood n the sheets and I remembered what happened. I had 2 holes in my knob for a few weeks.
And I still love the wee bastard.
Cheers Blue
- designorder0
http://www.cfainc.org/awards/chb…
Apparently the best cat in the world. How does it rate Sam?
- unknown0
arrrggh shoot the fucking thing
- unknown0
wow !!
i'll have been eating cat the next day if that happended to me and i'll made myself a cat hat and cat shoes and.. and