Poor Cat
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- sexypixel0
a great ambassador for humanity.
- sexypixel0
he was late wth the rent
- unknown0
thats a catlike trait - you didn't get electrocuted on the way back did you?
- unknown0
truely degraded and deborched...
least you didnt fuck the cat....
Ill get my coat.
- jevad0
my point proved!
^_^
- oly0
You guys should be ashamed for being so heartless. Both stories are here by the way...
- sexypixel0
" rememebr i had to do something real dirty to make her stop rub the cat ... "
i think he did kezza, i think he did.
- designorder0
SamDam, you have to say something.
- unknown0
well, giving her a rough time as i guess that's what i wanted.. i'm sure she would have loved to do something whith her cat but she didn't do it because of me ..
at on time her head was upside down and her arms over her head she was holding the damn furry ball (the cat) and shaking it ..
i was thinking : oh goooodddd will you fucking stop !! and biting my lips because yes it was kind of exciting too..damn fucking cats :))
- unknown0
but i think the cat at the end..
nah i can't say that...
- designorder0
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- sexypixel0
please dont say you got more than one pussy?
- designorder0
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- sexypixel0
on another note, what about mouse traps?
- unknown0
giving her a rough time!!!
so you have some 40 year old nutter bent over, taking her up the gary, whilst she lets the cat lick her nipples...
have you ever seen the league of gentlemen?
- unknown0
all right you want to know , you know.. now don't give me any shit about that ..
the neighbour, i think her name was Laure or something, took a beautiful final shot right on her face and grabbed the cat again and the cat started to lick her face off and i was disgusted but as i told u she was damn crazy about her cat.. and just off her head..
man, this was a sick afternoon..
- unknown0
I remember when I was a teenager we used to hang out in this bowling alley which was on the 4th floor with one wall being just glass overlooking the high street with tables next to it. One evening we noticed that this woman in her mid 40's - 50's was in her flat across the road(1st floor) and she took off her trousers and started crawling on her hands and knees around her room, then we noticed she was following her dog and she seemed to lie down with the dog but was mostly out of view.
Now there COULD have been an innocent reason for all this, but needless to say us being little shits we ran downstairs, across the road and strarted buzzing her bell and throwing little stones at her window - so funny, yet disturbing.
- unknown0
sorry kezza the league of what ?
what is it ?(sory i didn't get this one.. >>> i'm french u know..)
- unknown0
"But schoolgirl Laura Bulmer, 11, was horrified when she discovered the still-smouldering body of her pet Toby on the wires.
Smoke was coming from the animal’s mouth."
am I the only one who laughed when I read that?
- sexypixel0
the title of this thread is becoming more and more relivant.
Poor Tabby gets a facial.