I SAW THE MATRIX II
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- brooke0
Let's talk about how HOT Keanu is, but also, as an actor, how he ranks right up there with Patrick Swayze...
- unknown0
lets talk about how patrick swayze fell off the face of the earth since that whole gerbel incident.
- DonnieTV0
The poor man's Patrick Swayze's (his brother Don) fell off a pylon when he was base jumping and ended up in a wheel chair.
I've got the digram of the fall on my cup in work.
- ********0
I dont know this gerbel incident..enlighten me?
Are we talking"rectal passages and furry animals don't mix" kind of scenario here?
- unknown0
you guessed it. that ended his career.
- k0na_an0k0
donald, if your so riled up about this thread why do you keep posting in it? makes about as much sense as masturbating with a cheese grater.
on a side note i was supposed to go see the movie last night but my girlfriend lost the tickets somewhere between my car and the theater and the shows were all sold out. sucked almost as much as reading donalds whining posts.
- ********0
Wasn't the only end that was painfull after that little escapade.
Anyway..here is some matrix gossip. Usual know someone who knows someone, etc....who was shagging keanu in australia.
Likes to swing from both branches and sent her out to a sex shop so she could punish him with a strap-on.
- DonnieTV0
Oh - for fuck sake. Masturbating with a cheese grater.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
that's a belter. I bet you've been waiting for ages to use that line.
If you didn't notice I haven't been posting about the matrix - I've been chatting with my mate mrniceguy.
Follow the thread idiot
- mitsu0
i'm going to buy tickets tonight. i'm probably going to purchase them online, but i'm not sure yet. depending on how much free time i have, i may just go to the theater to purchase the tickets. this may be a safer way of purchasing the tickets since i'm purchasing tickets for about 10 people. i really enjoy the whole ticket purchasing experience at the theater and the food/ refreshment purchase following shortly thereafter. i just don't care for the long lines at the ticket purchasing counter or hearing other people in line talk about the movie before purchasing their tickets.
- DonnieTV0
me too
- clique0
Patrick Swayze and gerbils, Keanu swingin from both branches? lol classic. Well you learn something new every day.
- Bio0
was that swayze thing before or after donnie darko?
- unknown0
it was after ghost
- unknown0
The Swayze-My roommate wrote this song for one of his bands in college a few years ago about Patrick Swayze, it's out of control.
I think he just recorded it somewhere, if not I should see if he'll record it on my computer and I'll see about posting it. You'll be in stitches!And I'm not excited about the Matrix. the visual trickery will be cool, but I'd rather see X2 again.
- mitsu0
"Matrix. the visual trickery will be cool, but I'd rather see X2 again."
blasphemy!
- ********0
rocked!
- unknown0
my favorites are
"Rainbows are pretty. I don't know why I shoot at them"
and
"When my dog looks at me, does that mean he WANTS to be hit?"
- unknown0
yes mitsu, that's the second time you've told me that. :D
You either get mutants, blue body skin, all sorts of special powers...
OR
you get cool sunglasses, a latex body suit and everyone speaking in monotone.
What other comparisons are there?
- unknown0
i don't wanna spoil the end
but .....
bruce willis is dead!!!
- unknown0
In any regard, I'm just being ridiculious. my stomach is eating itself and I'm starving for lunch. free pizza for the office today after chair races at 12.