BBIGEST F*%KUP AT WORK
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- lnu0
Come to think of it, I'm glad I don't live in USA, I would have gotten sued.
- unknown0
I ripped a website about 3 years back when i was just starting out.
And I got caught.
I learned alot from that experience.
- jgrafx0
oh, in 1997 i worked for a land survey company. i was the assi there, doing the stuff others dont want to do.
once i had to go a feedlot with cows around. first the electric fence. i thought nothing could happen, crossed it (with the wire exactly under my trouser where the balls are located). nothing happened like expected - i wore plastic shoes. bot it seems that i fell over, so i hit the ground with my METAL tool we use for land survey. THE CHAIN WAS CLOSED so my balls feel the power of 36 volts.
after that i stood in the middle of that "cow-area", *moooos* around me. the others started the land survey. over the radio i heard something from the others (300 meters away) that sounds like: "we need 1 more minute, but we think that angry cow behind you will reach you in 20 seconds". I WAS NOT ABLE TO MOVE CAUSE THEY MAKE THE SURVEY!!!!!! argh!!!!! it gaves me the doubled salary that day (i had to run away from that "small" angry cow!!!).
i've pictures of that!
- lnu0
post'em!
- waynepixel0
I like cows there funny
- ********0
lol
- thecrab0
post those pics
make us laugh!
- jgrafx0
no its just me wearing one of those neon-orange jackets (one of the explanations why that cow tries to rape me...), the cows and the landscape around!
- lnu0
If you lived in spain and it was a bull not a cow you would be famous, make a lot of money and get lots of chicks.
- jgrafx0
but i prefer sweden ;-) smorrebrod. ok, forget it.
but since that story i quit land survey and now i am..........
..........annoying the world with my layouts!
- lnu0
Smorrebrod is danish, youre thinking of Smorgasboard :)
- Gorbie0
Well.... technically 'I' never fuck up.
For the simple reason - there is one person that is below me in the food chain.
His name is "The Printer".
- jgrafx0
what about a dvd procuction, grobie, eh?
- Skydiver0
FUCKED...the secretary... UP...the arse.
On my second week there!
- jgrafx0
hopefully secretary means female, not in the meaning of "mr. x, secretary for nice incomes!"
- waynepixel0
If i ever get my hand on a lot of money some day I am going to get a big house in the middel of fucking no where with a big garden and put two COW in the garden and just let them work around all day.
I like COWS
- jgrafx0
i like them as well:
barbecued!
- waynepixel0
FUCKED...the secretary... UP...the arse.
On my second week there!
See now that more like it.
- Skydiver0
Yes she was female but alas...DOG UGLY!
- jgrafx0
that explains your way of f**** her!