BBIGEST F*%KUP AT WORK
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- waynepixel
What your biggest fuck-up at work if any.
I fuck-up big time once. Have Friday drinks at work. you now how it is get a bit drunk get a bit fuck-up manage to kill your band-new £2500 G4 computer because you put your beer on-top of the computer and it spills all over the fucker. SWEET.
Anyway it was Friday and I just went home. come in Monday and complain that my computer was not working any more to the tech people. and got away with it.
SWEET.?
- mitsu0
just dont' spill teh mush beer on teh sheep.?
- unknown0
Well, I bet i'll have many more, and that this one is nothing compared to the others I'll do ...
But at this job I had 2 years ago ... was soo sick of it ... I stopped going ... never talked to the boss again, ... heheh that still haunts me ... evading the probs ... i hate this shit ...
- k0na_an0k0
The biggest f()ckup at work is definetly my boss.
- jgrafx0
biggest f*ck up ever at work? hard disk failure (hardware) by nothing on a friday at 6. tech support not reachable. 60gigs gone (with the last backup done 2 days before) with the wind. IT WAS NOT MY PC but i had the work to do, cause the ad who owns that mac was not reachable ON A FRIDAY AT 6 PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- unknown0
sometimes i tell the customers that the greyhound bus they need to get on comes at 1am
but we close at 11
hey, i need some entertainment too!
- unknown0
ergh...11pm
- jgrafx0
the boss? this may be a reason why i feel like raped everytime he changes the layout (due to his godlike brain AND he's writing a boook! so in his eyes every studied graphic is a lieing moron! he saw the light, i did not...)
- jgrafx0
akky. where do ya work that they need a grey to come to ya place?!
- lnu0
I once worked in an office with two stories: there was a conference room and a toilet on the second floor and all the rest was down on the first floor. Anyway, one day I felt a strong urge to go do a number two (I normally wouldn't do this at work but I was hung over and had eaten a LOT! You get the pic.) so I thought I'd get some privacy If I went up to the second floor toilet. I was there for quite a while and when it was time to flush it all down the damn thing was blocked! I tried flushing a few more times, but that didn't help so in my desperation a grabbed the toilet brush and started jamming it up and down, wich only made things worse. It also started smelling even more funky in there. Eventually I got most of it down, but when I come out of the toilet I meet this suit'n'tie guy, waiting for me to finish. Apparently there was a big meeting going on in the conference room with a lot of big shots. I was too embarassed to say anything, I just walked away really quickly and hid the rest of the day. I wonder if he ever used the toilet.
- unknown0
i work at a greyhound bus station. its the national bus line here in usa. my dad owns it, so im not too worried bout being fired cuz of complaining customers
*evil laugh
- unknown0
fuck the boss (as i said this morning) anyway. your boss jgrafx, really sucks. and i know because i lay near your computer
- jgrafx0
hehehe, nice. once my boss told me: "i saw you stealing 2 sheets of paper printed here. you put them in your pocket. i'll fire you!" i answered: "it was my working contract you send me a copy with email..."
- jgrafx0
yeah, lets make a deal. my mother holds 100% of lufthansa!
- jgrafx0
you lie near my computer? nice try, guy. you're in your own world! I GAVE YOU THE MBA-STUDIED CUSTOMER!!!! i have to make the stuff for the engineers!!!!!!
- unknown0
wtf?
- unknown0
i think i need to rephrase...
my dad owns that ONE SINGLE grehound bus station...NOT THE WHOLE FKN THING!
if he did, i would be so rich...and so happy....*cries
- waynepixel0
Please more fuckups please....?
- jgrafx0
its like franchise?!
- unknown0
yea
- lnu0
I worked as a substitute teacher once and one day I let the class quit class like 10 minutes early. One of the boys heads out on his skatebike, falls over and chips both of his front teeth. And I was responsible (moraly and legally) because I gave the kids some freedom :( However, the kid didn't hold it against me.