Quitting Job Today
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- abizzyman
oh god I'm nervous...
... I'm the only designer for this mag (I have a new one starting monday - but he's not up to speed yet)...
... I just found out that our director of sales is quitting too...
... and the boss is on a rampage - I'm scared out of my mind to do this.
help!
- unknown0
Good luck Bizzy, I look forward to the day I can do the same!
:P
- TransFatty0
first : congrats
2nd :
play this over the office intercom
on your way out ... be sure to
set it to loop.
- juicysauce0
just freak out. start yelling and breakdancing and exposing your genitals and shit.
works every time.
- Mal0
have no fear.
- mitsu0
take a deep breath, then a half breath... and then remember... you only live once, so this is only a single frame in your film.
- ZenCrux0
I've tried the genital approach but they always just try to give me a raise!
- unknown0
LOL, I like the break dancing idea, go for it!
:P
- Gorbie0
Tell them your taking the magazine with you!
- mitsu0
this is always the best time to ask for that $40,000.00 raise... and when they decline, you just bert and ernie your happy ass out the door!
- Mal0
the genital approach, hahaha priceless.
- abizzyman0
my genitals are small (they're hiding because they're so scared)...
... and I'm whiter than Michael Jackson - so I can't breakdance.
I choose 'freaking out' then.
wish me luck!!!
- Mal0
that's the fuckin spirit.
- Bio0
fuck it.
just work til 5 and leave.
your boss can just sit back and admire your shrunken genitals.
and congrats on the new job man!
- abizzyman0
I did it... I quit.
... the boss asked where I was going... I told him -- said I'd finish this last issue of the mag...
... he said - 'uh huh'... turned walked out of his office and slammed the door... haven't seen him since.
- mitsu0
w00t! he's hating life right now!
- robotron3k0
you know when you piss someone off your probably doing something right...! congrats!
- abizzyman0
god ... I feel so sick right now.
- mayo0
it's going to be okay k-ross. you need to do what's best for you. you should feel empowered...and a little tingly in your crotch.
- mitsu0
tomorrow you'll feel like a million bucks like big weights have been lifted off your shoulder...
go treat yourself to a smoothie after work
- Bio0
remember the music, man.
do what is good for you.
<~3
4ever*gratuitous ass sqeeze*