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anyone know what these gloryfied mobile phone sale reps actually do??? apart from gab all day and make your life hell...
- ********0
They suck cock too at times
- unknown0
One that i used to have would pressure you for a deadline (say midday) then take about two hours umming and aahing about what to put in the email to send it!
- unknown0
but they dont drink the sperm
- unknown0
It REALLY f*cking annoys me when they say its due tomorrow when in fact its not until a week later. *&%£$@^ s
- jgrafx0
best job title i ever saw at the biz card of one of my agencies customers:
consultant for web content management and business process development
- unknown0
the are ccccaaaaannntsss
- jgrafx0
yeah, that guy always babbles like: "if we add the values for topnav and headnav, there's still a mistake with our values for the mainframecontentarea. please tell me how much of your realtime it takes to make a contemporary solution" ITS NOT A JOKE!
may he touch his balls secretly in his baggy trouser while coming up with those rubbish?!
- Danski0
"I know your monitor is shit and we still don't have proper software licenses for many things, but I really, really want the smallest laptop that money can buy. Sorry, but maybe next year we'll consider buying useful things out of the tech budget."
nuff said.
- unknown0
all they use is shitty word......
- Danski0
and powerpoint. never forget powerpoint. for if you do, it will menace you in the back.
- unknown0
and mention that evil word....P.....P ........P....Pow...... evil word, pure evil!!
- unknown0
what's powerpoint?
- Danski0
Nothing. nothing at all. Go back to sleep.
- unknown0
ssshhh... it was just a nightmare
- arejay0
i heard that there born with
phones in there hand.
It's really scary.
- unknown0
I heard that there born cunts
- arejay0
true
- jgrafx0
and they don't have normal sex, they do it by segmentation.
powerrrrrrrrrpoint! did i mentioned that MY manager gave me a powerpoint (with excel spreadsheets AND graphics) containing 64 sheets and really ASKED me to animate that.... where 60% of the content was "lorem ipsum...."
- unknown0
take it easy, my friend.... managers come and go... but, (to puke), powerpoint still here, around us....
- blend30
hmmm...
I guess I wont be getting any love here no more. I just got the project damager training done...
You know, it really sucks to be in a position to kick your (former?)mates in the butt and try to get the slackers to get something done. The worst thing is that you know they are chatting away somewhere and not doing what they are supposed to ;)