THANK YOU U.S.
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Thank you to the United States for giving me back my life. I can now walk the streets freely and voice my opinion without fear of imprisonment or death. Thank you for caring about me.
Sincerely,
A citizen of Iraq
- Gorbie0
Dear US of A,
Have you seen my Dad? I can't find him anywhere.
Sincerely,
Iraqi Smith
- unfittoprint0
Then you have to change your country to Iraq in your Properties.
- unfittoprint0
Can i get a job in Halliburton?
Iraq unemployed.
- lifeinsodium0
Iraqi Smith forgot to add that he can't find his arms or legs either.
- unknown0
doh. sonuva!
bB
- unknown0
Dear U.S.,
The intense yet short period of time where you blasted my city has been worth it. Now I will pull on my Levi's jeans in the morning to walk to the McDonald's where I will order a Coke and a smile.
bB
- Gorbie0
Veuve Clicquot for everybody!
- unknown0
Dear U.S.,
I am now free to have internet access and surf the internet to become a member of Newstoday.
Thank you U.S. Thank you.
Iraqi Citizen
- Gorbie0
Jesus....
That was well below the belt, bB.
- IRNlun60
Dear U.S.,
Thank you for liberating us. please don't bring McDonalds and coke to our country. If you don't know by now, its really bad for you.
sincerly,
the overweight Iraqi banging on Saddams statue with a sledge hammer.
- unknown0
heh. sorry. couldn't resist.
just makin' a point. I hope the best for the Iraqi people. They get a bad rep based on their govt.
At the heart of it, they just want the same thing everybody else wants.
Budweiser.
bB
- Gorbie0
Spittin' image of Uh-mericer,
ain't she?
- Bio0
could i have an order of porn with that internet connection?
and a side dish of KY?
and of course... a "helping hand".
i joke, because if i didn't...
- lifeinsodium0
haha. i love you bio. i wish you were a chick.
- ********0
i always wished Bio was a chick.
but I'd eat him as he is just as well.
Luv' ya, man!
- Bio0
if i were a chick, i would be SOOOOoooo gay. sorry to disappoint.
and bucky, WATCH YOUR ASS! i work for budweiser! so only I am allowed to talk shit about it. hahah. . . on second thought, you all have my permission. go forth and slanderize the "good name"
- unknown0
I love Budweiser. The king of beers throwin' down in downtown Baghdad.
CHA-CHING!
bB
- kpl0
Dear PV-AN:
you fucking morons.
sincerely,
kpl
- unknown0
I'd prefer Bollinger if you don't mind...