posers!!
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- MR_T0
shoot first..ask questions later
- dsmith70
I am _hoping_ they will be found out to be nothing but a poser but, like I said, its one of those friend of a friend deals and he's already being made out to be the hero.
- dsmith70
great idea kona but I _do_ value my paycheck. Good effort though.
- unknown0
well does he use DW or does he use frontpage? Its inconsistencies like those that ruin a tale.
Leav his code f*cked, infact, fuck it up some more and leave a personalised message.
- k0na_an0k0
your boss is an idiot. plese resort to the rabid chinchillas.
- Bio0
i have some rabid gerbil sex-bots if you need them.
not as nice as chinchillas, but still...
- dsmith70
he used DW but I am just illustrating the typical corporate dolt and how they always seem to have some relative that does "we dezine"
great example: http://media.k10k.net/issues/iss…
- k0na_an0k0
indeed bio, gerbils might be the way to go. chinchillas are hard to come by this time of year.
just make sure the gerbils are rabid.... oh, and just in case... put some bees in the gerbils mouths so that when they bite they shoot the bees.
- dsmith70
I used to own two gerbils. My mother couldn't afford to get me a computer my freshman year of college so I resorted to some small pets for my dorm room. Before anyone asks, no I didn't shave them and shove them up anyone's butt, and no I never exploded one in a microwave, but I did dress them up in their own fashion outfits and make them walk down a miniature runway
- k0na_an0k0
equally as twisted.
you need help. or... maybe superman.
- BonSeff0
how is he still your client?
is our boss' company still doing work for the client?
i could see the bitching if it was your freelance gig. but if you are designing that shit just to make your boss money, then merrily fix the code and move on.
imho
- dsmith70
its more the frustration with no talent posers getting paid for making crap. I guess I shouldn't get worked up about it but it feels like a slap in the face sometimes.
- k0na_an0k0
yeah a slap in the face it is. on another note, sometimes i'll punch myself in the face to get me worked up to create. once though i knocked myself out and hit my head on my desk. the doctors thought i had brain damage.
haha... yeah... i like stories.
- Bio0
entertaining distraction from work:
when i have to piss really bad, my teeth itch.
never knew this was strange until i told a friend. my teeth itch right now.
- dsmith70
is it possible for teeth top itch? do you mean your gums? What happens when you have to take a crap, do your eyes whistle?
:P