before i die...
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- vrmbr0
is that Neutra?
- vrmbr0
oh i thought so for a minute..
- Llyod0
fist your mom
- well, that's not very polite, young man.vrmbr
- I actually LOL'd at llyods post/Jnr_Madison
- so did I. God bless you llyodflashbender
- he used to work at noofrtr
- bless your heartmrdobolina
- pantone0
I want to shoot a lion in the face, fight Muhammad Ali, and ride in a convertible with two happy zebras.
- boobs0
My slip of a wife could beat up Muhammad Ali these days.
He's not so quick or strong any more. Which is a fucking tragedy, but what can you do?
- not introduce him to yr wife?capsize
- ZING! That made me laugh. I appreciate your humor.flashbender
- blaw0
@pantone
"Nothing is more humbling than to look with a strong magnifying glass at an insect so tiny that the naked eye sees only the barest speck and to discover that nevertheless it is sculpted and articulated and striped with the same care and imagination as a zebra. Apparently it does not occur to nature whether or not a creature is within our range of vision, and the suspicion arises that even the zebra was not designed for our benefit."
- Rudolf Arnheim, psychologist and author (1904-2007)
- I saw that today; loved it; then you gave me the opportunity to quote it. Thanks.blaw
- MindFuse0
i want to sell that damn castle. moats are so over-rated.
- AndyRoss0
I want the Dalai Lama to stop sleeping on my fucking lawn!
I want Bob Dylan to stop calling me for help with the next fucking line!
I want Bill Gates to stop asking me to front him an eight ball!
I want Jessica Simpson to stop calling me and asking how her tits look!
I want Slash to stop calling me about his hair loss!
I want Tom Hanks to stop pretending he's my friend!
I want Tony Blair to stop asking me if George Bush still likes him!
I want people to stop complaining about their bullshit, and ask me a bit about mine, and how it feels to be such a handsome, charming fellow with so few pretensions, and so many friends and lovers!
- JackRyan0
I just want to be loved, and love in return.
- roger840
see how north korea dominates the world
- studderine0
do something i am really proud of.
- Amen0
do gang bang
- dopepope0
To stand AND deliver.