before i die...
before i die...
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- AndyRoss0
I want the Dalai Lama to stop sleeping on my fucking lawn!
I want Bob Dylan to stop calling me for help with the next fucking line!
I want Bill Gates to stop asking me to front him an eight ball!
I want Jessica Simpson to stop calling me and asking how her tits look!
I want Slash to stop calling me about his hair loss!
I want Tom Hanks to stop pretending he's my friend!
I want Tony Blair to stop asking me if George Bush still likes him!
I want people to stop complaining about their bullshit, and ask me a bit about mine, and how it feels to be such a handsome, charming fellow with so few pretensions, and so many friends and lovers!