before i die...

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  • AndyRoss0

    I want the Dalai Lama to stop sleeping on my fucking lawn!

    I want Bob Dylan to stop calling me for help with the next fucking line!

    I want Bill Gates to stop asking me to front him an eight ball!

    I want Jessica Simpson to stop calling me and asking how her tits look!

    I want Slash to stop calling me about his hair loss!

    I want Tom Hanks to stop pretending he's my friend!

    I want Tony Blair to stop asking me if George Bush still likes him!

    I want people to stop complaining about their bullshit, and ask me a bit about mine, and how it feels to be such a handsome, charming fellow with so few pretensions, and so many friends and lovers!

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