Torn Heart
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- lifeinsodium0
I try to be nice to them I swear. But they seem to be too fickle. Much like women.
- mayo0
Saf, i emailed you from my sexy mac. If you want to receive anymore, don't talk smack. or else.
p.s. i just added "or else" so that the above paragraph wouldn't rhyme.
- unknown0
well if its any consolation Ive pissed off numerous women today, im an idiot. Guess thats whay gin was invented.
bon soir....
- Bio0
rockin mayo.
i'll teach you some of my extra special ass blowing shred solos.
you can be my stand in when i am too drugged up to play.
- mayo0
i think i can pull of a bald, bad ass muthafucka quite nicely, thank you. I shant let you down snookums.
- lifeinsodium0
All Macs must die!!
- lifeinsodium0
Or All PCs can die. I dont care. I just want a standard.
- Bio0
i once spent a night in a washing machine.
true story.
- lifeinsodium0
did you wash colors seperately?
- Bio0
thankfully no one started the machine while i was sleeping.
that could have gotten ugly.
- mayo0
in the washing machine? not the dryer?
huh...
i bet that big thing that sticks up in the center was... "uncomfortable". gives new meaning to the term "sit and spin", no?
- lifeinsodium0
did you like it bio?
- Bio0
i dont remember much about it exceptthat my knees hurt really bad the next day.
i was pretty ... uhm ... not exactly ... uh ... well, i was far from sober. we'll just say that.
not exactly sure why i got in the damned thing in the first place.
- mayo0
...
okay, i was imagining you as a little kid, playing hide and seek, then falling asleep in there.
*how* old were you when this happened?
- Bio0
er... 18 or 19.
this was back in my "green hair days"
*sigh* those WERE the days.
- Bio0
boredom is overtaking me.
bleh.
nothing good goin on today. bored. dont wanna work.
amuse me. please.
- thecrab0
euhm
- thecrab0
bored at work?
ok Bio, this is for u
- Bio0
arg. cant surf web though.
thanks for link anyway crab. will check it out when i get home.
- mayo0
i am so bored too. entertain me. please.
and tell me what to have for lunch...give me his phone number if you have it as well.