Torn Heart
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- monkeyshine0
...and when we have the elder reunion, we'll sing "These Intestines Just ain't digest'n." And "Can I get an Enema". It will be unplugged...ala robert plant.
- BonSeff0
ittybitty prostate
- mayo0
another Torn Heart classic:
"Cornhole means i love you"
- monkeyshine0
and don't forget the art album that will finally give Torn Heart the acclaim it has long deserved.
The Brown Album
featuring Ream Me One More Time, Dear Prune Juice, Happiness is a Warm Enema, Rocky Rectum, Why Don't We Do It Up the Ass, Mother Nature's Relief
- Bio0
Rectal Exam Room (Bio's Basement of Erotica)
music/lyrics by Torn Heart
Tonite, baby...
when you're ... steppin out on him
i know...
you'll be dreeeeeeeamin... of me...
and my...(chorus)
Rectal Examination Room
where all your dreams come true
in one hot moment,
tied up tight... in my...
Rectal Examination RoomTake it now, Take it now
(shred solo performed by Bio followed by fart sounds probably made by bizzyman and monkeyshine)(chorus)
Rectal Examination Room
where all your dreams come true
in one hot moment,
tied up tight... in my...
Rectal Examination Roombaby... it's just ... you
and me
in my
Rectal Examination Room.
- abizzyman0
I'm thinking the chorus has to kick into some serious speed-metal - but should be sung up an octive... just like the BeeGee's used to do it.
- lifeinsodium0
can we feature anna kournikova in the video? please? pretty please? i want to be guy who abuses her.
- Sapphire0
anna is being abused?
- Gorbie0
I need a teeshirt if I'm gonna be a super-fan.
- monkeyshine0
that sounds perfect...I can preceed my double-bass drum solo with some bass-farting sounds...perfect transition...however its not very ladylike. I'd hate to ruin my sexy image...hhmm...a quandry. art over image?
- lifeinsodium0
not being abused right now. but just wait till i find her.
- Bio0
well, you can just have some programmed fart effects. that way you can still maintain your ladies image.
- Sapphire0
hahaha
- abizzyman0
if anna's going to be on stage...
... I may have to impose a little 'self-abuse' behind the scenes.
Pass the pudding, yo.
- Bio0
also in our video, we need to have an Erique lookalike getting the shit kicked out of him by mrdobolina...
i hear he has some serious issues with enrique.
it's alright rick. we understand and feel your pain.
- mayo0
eh, i can do the farts. no one ever thinks a midget is hot, so i have no rep to ruin.
- Sapphire0
iglecias? hes cool
- monkeyshine0
excellent, Mayo! Just make sure we synchronize your farting before my mesmerizing drum solo..thats gonna Rooock.
- Gorbie0
refresqúese como hielo
- lifeinsodium0
can we have have the farts sound like the "my heart will go on" tune? can you do that mayo?