Torn Heart
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- monkeyshine0
ah no, bio thats too modern. not in the spirit of torn heart at all! lets meet up for practice at 9pm tonite...I'll bring shrooms and beer.
- Bio0
careful there saf.
if she gets too excited, she will get stuck.
things can get ugly when an ass grinding midget gets too excited. take it from me. ive been there man. ive been there.
- lifeinsodium0
bio, where's that lead you promised me for my song?
- BonSeff0
*starts Torn Heart Song:
Yeeeaaaaaaaaa!
Im looking into your eyes
its no surprise, come backstage baby
with me and three other guys..(someone copy and take over)
- Bio0
Yeeeaaaaaaaaa!
Im looking into your eyes
its no surprise, come backstage baby
with me and three other guys..It's just that this kinda thing...
only happens...
ooooooooonce in a lifetime.
and when i look into your eyes.
i know that i will find.
desiiiiiiiiiii -e -i -e -i -e -ireFOR AN ASS GRIND!
isnt that what it's all about!?
and babaaaaaaaay
ass ass grind...
with me...(now your turn)
- mayo0
Yeeeaaaaaaaaa!
Im looking into your eyes
its no surprise, come backstage baby
with me and three other guys..
You can cop a feel
Yeah baby, that's real
Ain't no freedom fries
- mayo0
mayo=official thread killer
TORN HEART FOREVER!
<~3
- Bio0
Yeeeaaaaaaaaa!
Im looking into your eyes
its no surprise, come backstage baby
with me and three other guys..You can cop a feel
Yeah baby, that's real
Ain't no freedom friesIt's just that this kinda thing...
only happens...
ooooooooonce in a lifetime.
and when i look into your eyes.
i know that i will find.
desiiiiiiiiiii -e -i -e -i -e -ireFOR AN ASS GRIND!
isnt that what it's all about!?
and babaaaaaaaay
ass ass grind...
with me...gettin bizzy with me...
and three...
othah guuuuuuuuuuuuuuys.
- seas_of_rhye0
so damn talented, this group is.
- Turtle0
If the cd makes ya blue....use it as a coaster...works really well!
- mayo0
gettin bizzy with me...
and three...
othah guuuuuuuuuuuuuuys.*in barry white voice* and a midge-e-e-e-et!
- Gorbie0
Can I get a monster-ballad?
* holds up lighter
- Bio0
no ones gonna use us as a coaster.
though i do suspect that more than a few of our CDs will have to be removed from the anuses of our fans.
it is bound to happen. i mean with some of our songs like "Anally insert this CD" and "Anal CD Plugging" and "Hershy Highway CD Heaven" and "Put this in your ass baby" and "CD Buttplug", who can blame the fans for taking the songs literally.
- IRNlun60
"Hershy Highway CD Heaven"
nice, work with that. has a ring to it.
- BonSeff0
Yeeeaaaaaaaaa!
Im looking into your eyes
its no surprise, come backstage baby
with me and three other guys..(chorus)
You can cop a feel
Yeah baby, that's real
Ain't no freedom friesIt's just that this kinda thing...
only happens...
ooooooooonce in a lifetime.
and when i look into your eyes.
i know that i will find.
desiiiiiiiiiii -e -i -e -i -e -ireFOR AN ASS GRIND!
isnt that what it's all about!?
and babaaaaaaaay
ass ass grind...
with me...gettin bizzy with me...
and three...
othah guuuuuuuuuuuuuuys.(chorus)
You can cop a feel
Yeah baby, that's real
Ain't no freedom friesi know you are only 14
but can tell you want me
i see you staring at me in my tight jeans
baby, you are the 1 for me
- Bio0
thanks.
mitsu and i wrote that one about BonSef.
you can hear all about it on our VH1 special.
mitsu came up with the title.
- mayo0
Bio, have you and mitsu finished "Let's go a-rollin' in your colon" yet? i'm really excited about going in to record that one.
- IRNlun60
"Let's go a-rollin' in your colon"
thats fuckin hilarious. you guys are truely the ass-masters.
- Sapphire0
send it in deep like quicksand
- BonSeff0
or our only speed metal song titled "turd burglar"