Time traveller arrested!
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- loaf0
this is the source listed in the article... http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/
you make the call.. batboy looks real
- dopepope0
I heard he eats bananas with the peel still on them!
- frow0
hahahahaaaa!
- Bluejam0
He shoulda checked the 'news archives' before he 'came back' to see whether he got caught or not...
- mitsu0
great scott!!!
- chug0
anybody ever read any Douglas Adams? Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy?
Just finished "Mostly Harmless" and this is trippy stuff
how cool would it be if this was true
- piperboytoy0
so true bluejam. He was a bit greedy. I would have halted my trading at $20million!
- unknown0
yeah but in 2256 20 million probably would only buy you a tank of gas!
- piperboytoy0
hehe, even more true. Maybe money will be abolished in the future, like in Star Trek!
- unfittoprint0
This is the best news in a long time....
- waynepixel0
Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."
what that all about?
I believe him. Yes I do yes yes yes ho yes.
- propa0
NEW DETAILS
Be on the look out for a blue phone booth in lower Manhattan. Looks can be deceiving, this blue London phone booth was designed to blend in with common scenery however we time lords know it as a Tardis.
A man by the name of Andrew Carlssin may have been seen leaving it. Also by no means allow this man access to a device that he will refer to as a sonic screwdriver. It is imperative that he does not gain access to this device.
***Footnote if you see a dog running around that looks like it is made out of galvanized steel and cant climb stairs, Contact your area department of Homeland Defence. What he lacks in mobility he certainly makes up for in intelligence and cunning.
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- ********0
that name Carlssin is a nice basterdization of Carlsson, that name prolly never existed...
funny story tho_
- dopepope0
so what if it is true? That just means that the human race remains pretty stupid for a while.
- sexypixel0
"He's going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers Island until he agrees to give up his sources."
I wonder did he predict the ass ramming hes about to get.
- ********0
well, he predicts to never pick up the soap, no matter what!
:P
- Bluejam0
Perhaps in his 'future' Rikers Island is 'now' a tourist spot or something and he's got the key which he hid in the cell he knows he's gonna get...
...sounds a bit too Bill&Ted.
- ********0
lol @ Bluejam.
- Carty0
hmmm.... funny cause its true... it would be true cause thats something some greedy fcuk from the future would do ... just like that asshole from back to the future.... with that sports almanac. lol...
so much shit is happening in the world... hollywood filters stories to us to prepare us for seeing war, death, and armageddon... so when we see the WTC fall down on CNN it seems too much like independance day... i mean, if you've never seen aliens in the sky... i'm sure we can imagine what it would be like... why? movies.
we are living the matrix... its just not digital... we have absolutely no control... likely answers will come in the future, but what the gov knows and the powers higher than the gov know, we really are on a "need to know basis" CNN spreads as much propaganda to control what we think as any...
how much press has anti war demos got? not much... they happen weekly, everywhere in the world...
see the movie "time machine"...
pretty relevant to this thread... it shows a sick time lapse as well as a great preview of the world over the next 80 000 years....oh and the great scene where we think we can live on the moon so we send guys up to drill and build underground systems... it causes the moon to break up and the earths gravity pulls it down and well... the end of babylon system...
still reading?
- Fizik0
my gosh, this is awesome, insane, and a crazy great story