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- jox0
No wait, I think I got it... see the elephant is the fly guy! You get it??? the fly elephant!! Plain and simple..
Gosh, don't make this any harder than it is, guys.
- 4cY0
i always thought that was an insect as a present for a white guy.
"here take this pretty fly, you white guy!"
- jox0
"and all the girls said I'm pretty fly for a white guy".
Now, where exactly in that line is he given a fly?
- 4cY0
spelling error...oh those stupid punkrockers!
it should have been:
"and all the girls said you have a pretty fly for a white guy".
- Mal0
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
- jox0
so it's a racist thing now, huh? "Pretty fly for a white guy", Only black people can have pretty ones or what?
I'm not dropping this now! This is serious shiz
- junkfood0
what, Mal?
- 4cY0
what do you call a fly over a Baghdad?
dangerous.
- 4cY0
knockknock
whosthere?
ya.
ya who?
dotcom.
- junkfood0
chees!!! i hate the ones that don`t answer!
- 4cY0
dotcom.
ya said.
- jox0
knock knock
who's there?
me
me who?
hello cat!
me who = meow
it was funny!!
quit scrolling!
moron!
- 4cY0
knock knock
who's there?
knock.
knock who?
the door.
- junkfood0
I AM ALWAYS TOO FAT TO GET A CAR LIKE THAT.
- 4cY0
There was a farmer who owned a bull and a female cow and was trying desperately to mate the two. No matter what he did the bull didn't want any.
Finally he went to a friend who claimed to have had the same problem. So he asked him what could he do. The friend told him that he had to stick his arm up the cows pussy and rub it on the bull's nose. After doing so the bull went crazy and started humping the cow over and over.
With the success of the bull the farmer starts to wonder if this will work for him. So that night he gets in bed and starts playing with his wife. He rubs his nose with his hand and gets the biggest boner he has ever gotten.
He wakes his wife and tells her to look. She looks, and with a mean look on her face says, "You woke me up to show me that you have a bloody nose."
- mayo0
fucking ewww 4cY
- junkfood0
did you just come up with that? because that is an amaising story!
- jox0
knock knock
who's there?
ashley
ashley who?
actually no!
hahahahahahahahahaha
- mayo0
what jox?!?!?!
am i losing it?
- junkfood0
???