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- TransFatty0
phsh
- mitsu0
old little lady
- jox0
hahahahahaha gawd people you're crackin me up
- Mal0
Q.How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
A. They don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in pools of their own vomit.
- smokie0
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
...still no fucking idea!!
:)¬
- smokie0
whats a frat boy?
- TransFatty0
OK then
- TransFatty0
KNOCK KNOCK
- 4cY0
A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane was hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whisky, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whisky on the way down so it would not break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the fuck away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking!"
- theflow0
you heard the one about anal sex?
it's fucking shit
- 4cY0
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago.
- TransFatty0
KNOCK KNOCK
who's there?
ADULT DIAPER
adult diaper who ?
mmm ....I love saying Adult Diaper ...
- Mal0
who's there?
- 4cY0
What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.
- 4cY0
What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad? Two days
- Mal0
- smokie0
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
- junkfood0
oi! come on. keep more coming!
i wanna have a good laugh!
- 4cY0
KNOCK KNOCK..
- Mal0
What's invisible and smells like your Mother.
BURP!