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wtf???
is this real?
lmao...
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HELLO? that is weird shit happening there.... noone reads it?
- timajick0
strange.wtf?
- ok_static0
hmm...strange indeed...friggin strange...
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i saved the article__ guess it will be removed soon__
- ok_static0
ANGER.
- mxhxr100
Link??
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Scott Murray
Friday March 14, 2003Sympathy for the devil
Preamble
It's really simple: India are already through, New Zealand have to win.
Meanwhile, have you ever thought WHAT SORT OF LIFE IS THIS AND WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING BOARDING A TRAIN FOR MOORGATE AT 6.30 IN THE MORNING AND THEN STANDING AROUND FOR AGES WAITING FOR A TUBE WHILE STARING AT A SIGN TELLING YOU THAT IF YOU WAIT FOR FOUR MINUTES YOU CAN BOARD A TRAIN TO UXBRIDGE I'D RATHER WAIT FOUR HOURS FOR A JOURNEY WITH THE GRIM REAPER QUITE FRANKLY AND THEN YOU GET TO WORK AND THEN THERE'S THIS AND I KNOW THE CRICKET'S GOOD AND ALL THAT BUT I'VE GOT OUT OF THE WRONG SIDE OF BED THIS MORNING AND IN ANY CASE IT'S NOT AS IF I'LL WRITE A CRACKING MATCH REPORT AND THEN GET REWARDED BY BEING SENT ON A WONDERFUL ASSIGNMENT AROUND THE WORLD BECAUSE I'LL BE VERY SURPRISED IF ANY OF MY BOSSES WILL READ ANY OF THIS LET'S BE HONEST THEY WON'T ALTHOUGH ON THE OTHER HAND THAT'S PROBABLY JUST AS WELL HEY I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH TYPING THINGS LIKE THIS KIqL!UYS^%$DFLI ZSDSAFC SFE4O92 )(^(*^o"$ bBLKU E875O3 96*&^%o*"$ogb LOOK I'M SORRY THIS ISN'T EXACTLY THE SORT OF QUALITY EDITORIAL COPY YOU EXPECT FROM THE GUARDIAN BUT LOOK AT THE FACTS I'M ADRIFT IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF THE WORST CITIES IN THE WORLD SITTING IN FRONT OF THE SAME COMPUTER SCREEN I FACE DAY AFTER INTERMINABLE DAY HELL I COULD BE WAKING UP IN SAY THE MALDIVES OR SYDNEY OR COPENHAGEN OR A CROFTER'S COTTAGE IN SKYE AND GOING FOR A WALK IN THE CRISP MORNING AIR?
No? Only me then. Good.
The pitch
There are a couple of big cracks in the pitch which may open up later in the day. Get the runs on the board first, says former Aussie wicketkeeper Ian Healy, and who am I to argue with him? In fact, I'm just going to listen to what he says on Sky Sports and parrot it on here.
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______________________you think he gets fired for this?
someone might find out soon? don't they check this? this is funny as fuck!
- soeren0
take a look at the PB
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he also got to post a pic of himself instead of a cricket pic i guess...
weird and funny shit...
- kpl0
he could get fired for this? brits are more uptight than I thought. besides, he's a friggin sports columnist.
- unknown0
ha ha ha tooo funny,
i wish every journalist was this honest....or insane
- unknown0
no, that pic is a character off a soap opera who has recently been revealed as a murder!!
damn funny!
- nh0
I think it's awesome. wish he'd have spent more time explaining the unexplainable madness.
- schjetne0
You should take the time to read the whole article. It's really funny. He doesn't stop with the capitalized ingress part.