Phubars date
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- unknown
my long awaited date is this saturday evening. Any last minute advice for a guy who needs it....!?!?!?!?
- petzi0
errr...
- go NOT there where your mates go
- take a few minutes on the toilet before
- go to the chinese OnD told about
- champagne!
- ********0
Be yersel m'n!
She'll be nervous too so don't worry 'bout a thing.
- unknown0
cheers.... I'll let you know how I get on. I'll probably get wrecked cos I'll be that nervous.....
arse.
- unknown0
Get her drunk then ask her for Anal.
(kiddin)
Good luck.
- petzi0
brush yer teeth ; )
i once had this date and i reckon that i was smelly real ugly from coffee and kebab
- unknown0
just whip your cock out, slap it on the table
- unknown0
dont sprinkle the evening with an overkill of inane comments though that may be hard for you.
- thecrab0
Just be the sweet, nice guy U are,
Phatrick
hehe
- ********0
good luck mate.
be yourself.
have fun.
only get bladdered if she's gettin bladdered too if you WANT to make a good impression.
you dont want her to be sober and you to be fallin about spewin'.
try to make her laugh - they like that - but if she doesnt get or appreciate your sense of humour - dont go overboard with wisecracks.and lastly, make sure you mix the GHB or Spanish Fly into her drink well when she goes to the toilet!
;)
- Stylus0
dude just don't ask her if she'll wear a strap on Dildo on the first date and you should be right >> also about half way through the night just hit her up like " so what do you expect out of this " it works and saves alot of fucking around.
- unknown0
thanks everyone... even though am bricking it I've gotta do it.
Man, I hate all this shit.
- ********0
I've said it before but mebbe you'd like to hear it again onywye....
we all brick it in these situations especially those who slag you the most for it.....
enjoy yerself with the good lady and she should enjoy herself with your-good-self!
- Danski0
Remember, raisins are a natural laxative.
Good luck.
- ********0
pay us a tenner each and we'll come up to you during the night asking for your autograph.
thats sure to impress!;)
- vespa0
Be interested in her. Nothing turns a girl off more than a bloke who talks about himself the entire night!
And be yourself.
- petzi0
i hope it was cool : )
- unknown0
Hows that vespa; I´m supposed NOT to talkabout myself, BUT to be myself.??! So how do I do that; without just talking a little bit about myself??!
HER: "So what do you do?"
ME:"Enough about me, let´s talk about politics, gardening or papersizes".
- unknown0
.....................still got the helmet on when driving that sweet little engine; vespa?!
- ********0
Hope it went well for ye m'n!
- vespa0
Hi JagdPanther...
My advice was to be interested in her and not talk about himself the entire night.
Of course in conversation it is polite talk about yourself if asked.
So tell me about yourself JagdPanther. Do you prefer debate to conversation?
Hope it went well Phubar!